Skip to main content

half-tard 

Someone who exudes the characteristics of a mentally retarded person, but is not legally retarded.
Johnson is the king of the half-tards, but he doesn't actually play in the half-tard band like Mario does.
half-tard by t-dizzle July 6, 2004
Words you can keep

half-tard 

Someone who is very very stupid, but not technically mentally retarded.
I wouldn't vote for Dubya, he's a half-tard.
half-tard by Rufus April 13, 2003

half-tard 

Somebody half as smart as a retard
half-tard by BlockX October 8, 2004

half-tard 

a person who is incredibly stupid and lacks any kind of common sense
The kids in the LD classes were often rumored to be half-tards.
half-tard by Matt Avery October 12, 2003

half tard 

Someone who isnt worthey enough to be called a retard and they are just a half tard
Gosh casey, ur such and effing half tard
half tard by sk8freak June 25, 2005

half tard 

People who can become spastic at any random time making random noises or outbursts for no reason; Not clinically retarded but exemplifying similar traits; Not right in the head. Usually indigenous to the inner neighborhoods of Philadelphia.
half tard by JoeNJ2 April 13, 2011

Half a tard 

A partially handicap person, someone who is special in their own way, but not quite full blown retard.
Bro I can't believe Daniel is jumping on the Patriots bandwagon since they won the Super Bowl. He must be a half a tard.
Half a tard by Whale? March 4, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next