haffatard

It's your one friend that makes a mess every time, but is not retarded.

dammit! Jim broke another glass. I swear he's haffatard!

by jonesberger March 19, 2019

haklatard

Haklatard is another version of 'Chutiya'

Haklatard works as a toilet cleaner. In India they are known as 'Bhangi'

Haklatard dying to watch SRK's facial expression in Rakesh Sharma's biopic after SRK removes his helmet on the moon surface.

Haklatard

by HNY Best Film Ever May 2, 2018

Halftard

Someone who is a sandwich short of a picnic, but not quite special enough to be a fulltard

That guy over there dribbles a lot, he's a bit of a Halftard

by Kingofspanners June 30, 2010

Halftard

short for half retard and more fun too use

Whos the fucking Halftard who said "HEY, let's market Coldplay! Yeah that'd be a great idea!"

by Mad Jester December 16, 2004

Halfatarian

Someone whose main diet consists of mostly vegetables with little meat, (E.g Caribbean Islands)

Joey: Hey Billy, I just found out that I'm a Halfatarian

Billy: That's cool Joey, so you mainly eat vegetables with little amounts of meat?

Joey: Yes, that's corrrect!

by PlutoHendrix April 24, 2022

Halftard

Half of a tard... an example of how to use *tard. (i.e. fukktard, muntard, boostard, avantard etc.)

Yo VonMetz, you is a fuggin halftard (insert *tard)

by Pi_Rate March 2, 2009

Halftard

Noun; One who is neither mentally challenged or fully to par with an average human being. Not quite an excuse to be retarded, but definitely not human

The guy who ate my cheeseburger is a halftard.
Shirley, are you sure your dog isn't a halftard?

by AdamDeficitDisorder April 25, 2012