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haffatard 

It's your one friend that makes a mess every time, but is not retarded.
dammit! Jim broke another glass. I swear he's haffatard!
haffatard by jonesberger March 19, 2019
Words you can keep
Haklatard is another version of 'Chutiya'

Haklatard works as a toilet cleaner. In India they are known as 'Bhangi'

Haklatard dying to watch SRK's facial expression in Rakesh Sharma's biopic after SRK removes his helmet on the moon surface.
Haklatard

Halftard 

Someone who is a sandwich short of a picnic, but not quite special enough to be a fulltard
That guy over there dribbles a lot, he's a bit of a Halftard
Halftard by Kingofspanners June 30, 2010

Halftard 

short for half retard and more fun too use
Whos the fucking Halftard who said "HEY, let's market Coldplay! Yeah that'd be a great idea!"
Halftard by Mad Jester December 16, 2004

Halfatarian 

Someone whose main diet consists of mostly vegetables with little meat, (E.g Caribbean Islands)
Joey: Hey Billy, I just found out that I'm a Halfatarian

Billy: That's cool Joey, so you mainly eat vegetables with little amounts of meat?

Joey: Yes, that's corrrect!
Halfatarian by PlutoHendrix April 24, 2022

Halftard 

Half of a tard... an example of how to use *tard. (i.e. fukktard, muntard, boostard, avantard etc.)
Yo VonMetz, you is a fuggin halftard (insert *tard)
Halftard by Pi_Rate March 2, 2009

Halftard 

Noun; One who is neither mentally challenged or fully to par with an average human being. Not quite an excuse to be retarded, but definitely not human
The guy who ate my cheeseburger is a halftard.
Shirley, are you sure your dog isn't a halftard?
Halftard by AdamDeficitDisorder April 25, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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