Hammerpig

Someone with a face so ugly it resembles a pig thats had its face caved in with a sledge hammer.
"see that girl over there, she's such a Hammerpig I wouldn't touch her with yours let alone mine!!!"
by Kingofspanners May 07, 2009
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Halftard

Someone who is a sandwich short of a picnic, but not quite special enough to be a fulltard
That guy over there dribbles a lot, he's a bit of a Halftard
by Kingofspanners June 27, 2010
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