9 definition by Mad Jester

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sweet secretion from the male reproductive ogran used in college games, cooking and facial art.
Wipe that jizzum off your face bitch! i dont wanna snowball!
by Mad Jester August 10, 2003

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short for half retard and more fun too use
Whos the fucking Halftard who said "HEY, let's market Coldplay! Yeah that'd be a great idea!"
by Mad Jester December 16, 2004

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When a woman proceeds to consume a rice bowl of jizzum after it has been filled by numerous dumb bastards who should have just stuffed it in her ass.
Close your eyes and drink this honey. Its a new dish from china called a chef henry.
by Mad Jester August 10, 2003

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submissive degradeing sexual act where one vigorously licks a penis letting mass amount of spit drip n fall.
shlob my nob you ugly ass pig fuckin beyach!!!!
by MAD Jester August 26, 2003

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A frat game in which a cracker dangles from a string as several horny bastards proceed to ejaculate on it. The first to miss the cracker with his jizzum must consume it.
Man! that was a fun game of string and cracker. Yippikayay!!!! I need some listorine
by Mad Jester August 10, 2003

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One who aside from being pathetic and annoyng, show many gay traits amd usually has a high squeeky voice.
Adam Mathews is a hardcore uberfag to the max!!!!
by Mad Jester August 10, 2003

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After oral sex a couple, or triple, or several deep kiss eachother mixing the secretion.
i didn't know what she meant by snowball until i tasted it
by Mad Jester August 10, 2003

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