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Halftard 

short for half retard and more fun too use
Whos the fucking Halftard who said "HEY, let's market Coldplay! Yeah that'd be a great idea!"
Halftard by Mad Jester December 16, 2004
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Halftard 

Half of a tard... an example of how to use *tard. (i.e. fukktard, muntard, boostard, avantard etc.)
Yo VonMetz, you is a fuggin halftard (insert *tard)
Halftard by Pi_Rate March 2, 2009

Halftard 

Noun; One who is neither mentally challenged or fully to par with an average human being. Not quite an excuse to be retarded, but definitely not human
The guy who ate my cheeseburger is a halftard.
Shirley, are you sure your dog isn't a halftard?
Halftard by AdamDeficitDisorder April 25, 2012

halftard 

My boss is a halftard
halftard by expunculator May 28, 2011

halfnard 

derogatory term for an idiot literally meaning having only one testicle.
"What an idiot! That halfnard over there doesn't know my ass from a hole in the ground."

"Hey leave him alone. It's not his fault he had mumps as a child. Besides, I don't see him poking his stick in the hole in the ground!"
halfnard by ken69 January 27, 2009

half tard 

Someone who isnt worthey enough to be called a retard and they are just a half tard
Gosh casey, ur such and effing half tard
half tard by sk8freak June 25, 2005