Hellatarded

Greek:
Profoundly dim. Remarkably dumb. Exceptionally stupid. Don Lemon.

Did you hear about that special ed kid that mastsurbates in the locker room?

Yeah. That dude is hellatarded.

Hellatarded by Dbag Jones January 11, 2022

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Hellatard

(n.)
The Hybridization of the words "retard" and "hella"
There are two meanings to the word:
complimentary: a friendly way to point out someone who is 'stupid' or mentally dysfunctional.
Derogatory: a NOT friendly word to insult one who is annoying you or is Hella Retarded

complimentary usage:

mary sue: omg you are such a hellatard, you failed your test!
me: i know right? lol
Derogatory usage:
me: bruh stop annoying me on kik you hellatard!

mary sue: omg! i will like totally have jeff the killer destroy you with his kawaiiness!
me: -_____- you do know that jeff doesn't even exist, right?
mary sue: nuuuuuuuuu!
me: speak english you hellatard.

Hellatard by Mis Chevious September 30, 2015

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