Hellatarded 

Greek:
Profoundly dim. Remarkably dumb. Exceptionally stupid. Don Lemon.

Did you hear about that special ed kid that mastsurbates in the locker room?

Yeah. That dude is hellatarded.

Hellatarded by Dbag Jones January 11, 2022

Hellatard

(n.)
The Hybridization of the words "retard" and "hella"
There are two meanings to the word:
complimentary: a friendly way to point out someone who is 'stupid' or mentally dysfunctional.
Derogatory: a NOT friendly word to insult one who is annoying you or is Hella Retarded

complimentary usage:

mary sue: omg you are such a hellatard, you failed your test!
me: i know right? lol
Derogatory usage:
me: bruh stop annoying me on kik you hellatard!

mary sue: omg! i will like totally have jeff the killer destroy you with his kawaiiness!
me: -_____- you do know that jeff doesn't even exist, right?
mary sue: nuuuuuuuuu!
me: speak english you hellatard.

Hellatard by Mis Chevious September 30, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016