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hairnosis 

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

-a great abundance of beautiful hair (either long, "big", or both).

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

When Meredith thinks that her powers of hairnosis are fading, she goes to a salon and spends 150 dollars for a "recharge." However, once guys take a long, second look, the hairnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.

hairnosis by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008
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hairnado 

A pubic phenomenon of massive growth. This happens when the hair on the external pubic region is in excess of the available surface area, thus forcing the growth into a turbulent swirling tornado of hair and debris.
Once I saw my date's hairnado, I had to run for cover in the basement!
hairnado by Yoga Mom August 19, 2011
haerin from newjeans is the most adorable human being in the world. she looks, and acts like a cat. she is always copying her members action, and words.
danielle: hey haerin !!
haerin *mimicking danielle* hey danielle

😜😜
haerin by _lovehaerinn August 19, 2023
the most amazing-ist best friend ever. she will always be there for you when you're in trouble. she is amazing, beautiful, and just too cool. she will always stay friends with you no matter what happens. if someone says anything bad about you, Haein will cut off that persons balls and shove it down that persons mouth. she is very random but people love her for that(: you can talk to her about anything and she will always listen to you.
Girl- Someone just said im ugly..
Haein- im gonna cut of that persons balls and shove it down his mouth until that person chokes to death.
Haein by yummymango(: May 23, 2011
A transcendental greeting, typically used in a whimsical way to someone you know well.
"Hairnt!"
hairnt by hoosier farmer March 31, 2009
Any of a number of types of aeriolar disorders of the nips involving profuse hair growth (curlies). Hairniplasia is a diagnosed psychological disorder involving the obsessive urge to lick hairy nips.
"Look. You can see Shantelle's hairnips poking through her shirt."
hairnip by flaccidteabags December 6, 2009