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Habanero 

Classified into a group called C. Chinese, Habaneros are among the hottest peppers in the world. The Red Savina Habanero holds the record at 577,000 Scoville Units.
One nibble off an Orange Habanero will turn your mouth into a living inferno.
Habanero by Master Tonberry February 24, 2005

Habenero Hangover 

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially habeneros.

Very difficult to distinguish from Jalepeno Hangover, although symptoms may last a bit longer with habeneros.
me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a habenero hangover.

boss: I think we need to talk about your habenero problem.

me: I can stop anytime I want.
Habenero Hangover by Kronite March 23, 2008

Wholly Habanero 

The act of shoving a habanero up your and/or your partners ass during sex
My wife did a wholly habanero last night in bed
Wholly Habanero by Cellucci November 30, 2018

Harboner 

I'm heading to the bathroom right now because this picture of the Big House is giving me a Harboner.
Harboner by NCAA Rules Commitee January 2, 2015

Habanero 

A female so hot she's as hot and spicy as a habanero pepper
Zoe is such a Habanero
Habanero by TokenIranian November 12, 2015

hobonero 

n. 1. a sexy boyfriend who capitalizes on his good looks to mooch off his girlfriend/s. 2. a good looking man who hangs around bars and entices women to buy him drinks.
"Man, Rico Suave over there just scored another free drink from that cougar...whatta hobonero!"

"Why dontcha quit being a hobonero, and stop taking money from your girlfiend's purse?"
hobonero by Nickilicious January 6, 2008