Harboner
I'm heading to the bathroom right now because this picture of the Big House is giving me a Harboner.
Harboner by NCAA Rules Commitee January 2, 2015
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harboner
The feeling one gets when excitedly watching Jim Harbaugh, football virtuoso, coach the hell out of the 49ers. Can also be used when brother John Harbaugh, Baltimore's head coach, induces similar such excitement.
"Did you see Jim Schwartz lose his shit after the Lions' first loss?!?"
"Yeah, man. I'm fully torqued right now!"
"Well, you better get to the doctor if that Harboner lasts more than 4 hours. It can cause serious damage."
"Yeah, man. I'm fully torqued right now!"
"Well, you better get to the doctor if that Harboner lasts more than 4 hours. It can cause serious damage."
harboner by Harry Sasquatch October 17, 2011
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harboner • HAMboner • haboner • hamboneriffic • Hambonersteen • Hambonery • Hariboner • harmoner • hair boner • Hard Bonerism
haboner
A sexy mfker called habbibah and people make fun of her name because they wish that they were her. Haboner is her nickname made by the one and only ZAHRAH 🙈
haboner by .....x..... December 20, 2020
HAMboner
Plagiariser of published writings, one who pretends to be a medical professional, or one who gets caught in their own deceptions and conveniently changes the subject and outs the personal information of others
HAMboner by princevitae September 15, 2003
HAMboner
An internet sham artist, usenet troll, stalker, shameless perpetrator of misinformation in the guise of medical expertise. A copy and paste Googler.
HAMboner by hartsnfartsn September 16, 2003
HAMboner
A fake, a phoney, a troll, also one who works in tandem with an unsuspecting accomplice to cause turmoil in newsgroups.
HAMboner by philipsexpansion September 17, 2003
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