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Plagiariser of published writings, one who pretends to be a medical professional, or one who gets caught in their own deceptions and conveniently changes the subject and outs the personal information of others
Oho, looks like you've caught out a HAMboner!
by princevitae September 15, 2003
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An internet sham artist, usenet troll, stalker, shameless perpetrator of misinformation in the guise of medical expertise. A copy and paste Googler.
Please don't feed the Hamboner.
by hartsnfartsn September 16, 2003
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A fake, a phoney, a troll, also one who works in tandem with an unsuspecting accomplice to cause turmoil in newsgroups.
Look! Another amarmy Hamboner post from an empty headed Googling yobbo...
by philipsexpansion September 17, 2003
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The act of having sex with a girl while sitting on the toilet, taking a crap. The girl must be straddling the guy, facing him.
Dude, I was taking a crap the other day and my girl started going down on me.

She did that while you were sitting on the toilet?

Yeah man. We got to carried away and just did it right there. I hit her with the hamboner.
by SoCalNigs June 07, 2010
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A pseudo-intellectual newsgroup poseur/stalker with an affinity for copying and pasting words that they can't understand. Also one who changes screen names in order to have fake conversations with themselves so that they can appear innocent and benevolent when the crap hits the fan.
Wow, that's some typical HAMboner bullshit...ignore it and move on.
by Luanne September 14, 2003
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1. A fat persons (usually male) erection. This results in a ham sounding noise that comes out of the sides of the penis. Often called pop can (see- pop can pax). You can here these things a mile away, and smell their hammy goodness. You have heard one of these man loads before, you heard it when Hemi showed up to make sex with your dad.
Dillon- Hemi went to Aarons house yesterday!
Christopher- Let me guess, he brought his ham boner with?
Dillrod- Nope, only fat guys get those.
by The Terminator November 11, 2005
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When you hambone, on your boner.
Man: "Yo, I heard that if you hambone on your boner, you get really hard!"
Other Man: "Yeah dude, it's called giving yourself a hamboner."
by Cyrus9201 December 02, 2013
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