Plagiariser of published writings, one who pretends to be a medical professional, or one who gets caught in their own deceptions and conveniently changes the subject and outs the personal information of others
Oho, looks like you've caught out a HAMboner!
by princevitae September 15, 2003
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An internet sham artist, usenet troll, stalker, shameless perpetrator of misinformation in the guise of medical expertise. A copy and paste Googler.
Please don't feed the Hamboner.
by hartsnfartsn September 16, 2003
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A fake, a phoney, a troll, also one who works in tandem with an unsuspecting accomplice to cause turmoil in newsgroups.
Look! Another amarmy Hamboner post from an empty headed Googling yobbo...
by philipsexpansion September 17, 2003
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A pseudo-intellectual newsgroup poseur/stalker with an affinity for copying and pasting words that they can't understand. Also one who changes screen names in order to have fake conversations with themselves so that they can appear innocent and benevolent when the crap hits the fan.
Wow, that's some typical HAMboner bullshit...ignore it and move on.
by Luanne September 14, 2003
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A series of rythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers.
You finna mug me bro? Hamboning could save your life one day ya know.
by Apache99 March 2, 2018
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Smack your hands against your body repeatedly, mainly the torso to chest area, and continue to smack hands on body and say "hambooooniiinngggg" in Rigby's voice from Regular Show.
Mordecai: No...
Rigby: HAMBONING WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!!!! It'll be like "what! you tried to mug me?"
*proceeds to hambone for 20 seconds*
Mordecai: NO! We're not doing that, okay!? Okay!?
Rigby: Fine...
by ayyywasupdoe January 29, 2020
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A series of rhythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers
Steven Hickman is the ultiamate hamboner

Rigby: "It'll be all like what, you tryin to mug me? *begins hamboning*"
by ShadowTheX September 10, 2010
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