gwesg

Something my dog made smashing her nose on my keyboard

"Let my get my dog to send something!"
"Gwesg"
"What the fuck does gwesg mean?"

by Leanbozo April 20, 2022

Gweegle

The act of hugging, squeezing or smothering something that is overly cute and/or cuddly. (What the abominable snowman did to "George" Daffy Duck in "The Abominable Snow Rabbit" Looney Tunes cartoon).

"That kitten was so cute I gweegled it to death."

by Headless4skin October 25, 2007

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

"There is a video on Youtube named Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. If you search this, you will find nothing. The few times you find something, all you will see is a 20 second video of a man staring intently at you, expressionless, then grinning for the last 2 seconds. The background is undefined. This is only part of the actual video. "The full video lasts 2 minutes, and was removed by Youtube after 153 people who viewed the video gouged out their eyes and mailed them to Youtube's main office in San Bruno. Said people had also committed suicide in various ways. It is not yet known how they managed to mail their eyes after gouging them out. And the cryptic inscription they carve on their forearms has not yet been deciphered. Youtube will periodically put up the first 20 seconds of the video to quell suspicions, so that people will not go look for the real thing and upload it. The video itself was only viewed by one Youtube staff member, who started screaming after 45 seconds. This man is under constant sedatives and is apparently unable to recall what he saw. The other people who were in the same room as him while he viewed it and turned off the video for him say that all they could hear was a high pitched drilling sound. None of them dared look at the screen. The person who uploaded the video was never found, the IP address being non-existant. And the man on the video has never been identified.

"Isn't the Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv video not the creepiest thing ever"

"OMG UR RIGHT THT IS SO SCARY!!!!!"

by Strategos Dimentio September 28, 2008

Gweegly

To have the urge to hug, squeeze and smother something because of its extreme cuteness. The feeling one gets when seeing something that is so adorable or do something so adorable that they can't stand it and have to crush it with affection.

"Sorry. Your kitten was so cute and made me so gweegly that I couldn't help but squeeze it. I'll try to find you another one."

by Headless4skin October 25, 2007

Glesga

Glasgow in the Scots Language(NOT Slang!}

Glesga is how the majority of people Refer to Glasgow in the Lowlands (nothing to do with neds)

by The Equaliser June 11, 2006

glasgow kiss (AKA Glesga Kiss)

Glaswegien slang for 'Headbutt'

Ahm gonna gee you a Glesga kiss

by David McQuillan March 28, 2003

glasgow kiss (AKA Glesga Kiss)

The Glesga Kiss.

I remember my first kiss like it wis only yesterday.
An’ I’ve goat the marks across my foreheid jist tae prove it.
It wis in the West End Ballroom, it’s nae longer there they say.
An’ I’m glad the Glesga Cooncil decided tae move it.

There wis this wee blonde wumman, she looked a guid wee dancer.
So I dashed across the flerr at considerable speed.
The wumman saw me comin’, sayin’, ‘here’s that bow-legged chancer.’
An’ she hit me oan the foreheid wi’ her heid.

I cannae remember her name, och! It’s a’ the bloody same.
I’m bein’ hurled aroon’ the Royal oan a barra.
My shirt’s a’ fu’ o’ bleed, wi’ fifteen stitches in my foreheid.
An’ the Doctor says I’ll no’ see for days, because o’ her mascara.

I swore it wid be the last time I’d be goin’ tae the dancin’.
There surely must be a safer way tae carry oan romancin’.

(flerr( floor
(cannae) can not
(hurled) wheeled
(aroon') around
(barra( barrow

by joseph sharp January 11, 2004