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The mans version of a queef, a dick fart.
I coughed and just gweeged.
gweege by gweegemaster June 16, 2011
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A word used to define a "good game" after giving some noobs a good ole fashioned dumpstering.
Jake said "issa geege boys."
Geege by Geeges February 13, 2020
The act of hugging, squeezing or smothering something that is overly cute and/or cuddly. (What the abominable snowman did to "George" Daffy Duck in "The Abominable Snow Rabbit" Looney Tunes cartoon).
"That kitten was so cute I gweegled it to death."
Gweegle by Headless4skin October 25, 2007
To have the urge to hug, squeeze and smother something because of its extreme cuteness. The feeling one gets when seeing something that is so adorable or do something so adorable that they can't stand it and have to crush it with affection.
"Sorry. Your kitten was so cute and made me so gweegly that I couldn't help but squeeze it. I'll try to find you another one."
Gweegly by Headless4skin October 25, 2007
geege by i am walrus ok January 14, 2021
The act of accidentally drooling on your partner's face during intercourse. Embarassing or comical or both.Describes a person who does it regularly as well.
I was really embarassed when I pulled a gweeber but she thought it was really funny.
Gweeber by wowilovegoodsex March 11, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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