A huge international festival in the Netherlands. It's really famous and lots of good artists come to this festival.
''Hey, do you already have plans for the summer?''
"Yeah, I saved some money for Lowlands man!''
''No shit that's awesome!''
by MILK- September 26, 2011
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1. The opposite of a Highlander in terms of neck vulnerability.

2. An individual whose neck is impervious to injury or heals itself quickly, possibly to the point where the head is not detachable from the body.

3. Opponent to Highlander philosophy that there can be only One. Why not two, or three?

4. A martial arts move in which one's own neck is employed as an offensive weapon against an opponent.
Cam was not quite 14 years old when he first fractured his neck. It was at this point when he first suspected that he might be a Lowlander.

Had Christopher Reeve been a Lowlander, you would never have heard about him after after 1993.

Did you see that? That guy just lowlandered the shit out of those honkies.
by Kelly McFartypants April 30, 2010
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When you show up to an Internet transaction for an item and get robbed.
We're going to play Lowland Swapzies and I'm going to leave with your scratch and my dirt bike.
by Cossack Raider May 19, 2016
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Someone from well... Low landscape's like The Netherlands or Belgium
Person 1: have you met Jack? He's from The Lowlands
Person 2: oh there not a lot of people from The Lowlands
by Lazy ;) August 25, 2019
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a sexual act in which you are receiving a blumpkin. While you are getting one, you finish in her mouth, stand up and shove her head in the toilet; sit down and flush. Will end relationship.
A "Hey man, I was getting a blumpkin and gave her a lowland betrayal"
b "haha nice, she's you're ex now right?"
A "Yup she'll be washing her bathroom and hair for weeks"
by Jekyl January 2, 2010
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The Berlin-Brandenburg region of Germany, that is a major center for Web3 companies and other high-tech startups in the European Union.
The Genesis Lowlands is shaping the future of Web3
by Oslo Korolev February 25, 2022
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The western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla) is one of two subspecies of the western gorilla (Gorilla gorilla) that lives in montane, primary and secondary forest and lowland swampland in central Africa in Angola, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Republic of the Congo, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea and Gabon. It is the nominate subspecies of the western gorilla, and the smallest of the four gorilla subspecies.
ME: *Getting chased by gorilla"*RUN!!! IT'S A GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA!!!

FRIEND: w-what?

ME: A WESTERN LOWLAND GORILLA! JUST FUCKING RUN!!!
by CrashBox May 25, 2020
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