Glaswegien
Glaswegien by GerkeH February 16, 2005
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Glaswegian Swashbuckle
The art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true Glaswegian fashion.
Innocent bystander: Why Charles, i don’t know why I brought my pink Christian Dior Cannage stitched bag over my Louie Vuitton Canvas...
Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**
Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.
Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**
Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.
Glaswegian Swashbuckle by MigDaSlickest March 7, 2018
glaswegian kiss
A head butt. Where one person violently smashes his or her forehead into the face of another normally resulting the latter's discomfort and/or severe facial injury.
glaswegian kiss by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
Glaswegian
People from Glasgow are called Glaswegians. Glaswegian is also the name of the local dialect of Scots, commonly known as the Glasgow Patter.
Glaswegian by Sissy May 28, 2006
Glaswegian Glory Hole
The Glaswegian Glory Hole is a variant of The Glory Hole, and is not limited to the city of Glasgow, it can be enjoyed the world over. Partakers in this special kind of sexual activity place their penis into a Pot Noodle (or other suitable foodstuff) and make their way down the street pushing their cock into neighbours letterboxes. More often than not this is rewarded by a very appreciative canine who will proceed to enjoy the Pot Noodle coated phallus whilst sexually peasuring the participant. This practice is not limited to men as by carefully placing a spoonful of Pot Noodle into the vagina ladies can position themselves against a neighbours letterbox quite easily with the help of a small brick to step on and appreciate hours of "licky dog" stimulation.
Glaswegian Glory Hole by BeermanV December 1, 2013
Glasweigan Pumpkin Carver
When having sex with a man/woman (depending on sexuality) and you are about to climax, you pull out and finish yourself off while staring intently into their eyes. Preferably move to the other side of the room and keep face free of emotion.
Wilkins: Did you hear I did the glasweigan pumpkin carver with Josie?
Dalkingtoff: That sounds pointless, I don't know why you did that.
Dalkingtoff: That sounds pointless, I don't know why you did that.
Glasweigan Pumpkin Carver by Jolly Boy John January 24, 2013
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