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A slang term for masturbation. Used in joke contexts.
Person A: "Check out this girl I saw online."

Person B: "OOOH BABY! *Starts gwanking it vigorously*"
Gwanking by VeryIllInternetUser April 6, 2026
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Ganking Zone 

A location in a jail where an inmate is easily jumped or killed by fellow inmates or guards without being noticed.
The warden's snitch got killed in the gankin zone and there were no whitnesses.

Lyrics from Eazy E's "Eazy Does It"

"The bitch was a trip cold hung up the phone, now my only phone call was in the ganking zone."

Ganking Zone by Def Dr. April 25, 2006

Granking 

The Process in gaming where you are "Grinding" very hard to rank up. Or Ranking Up with two - three scoops of GFuel.
"Randy was really Granking today after he snorted 3 lines of Gfuel."
Granking by the20footmidge July 14, 2020
It is a word commonly used in online video games, usualy used in an MMORPG. Ganking is the process in which a group of charecters gang up on one or more players that do not have a chance to defend themselves, Or when one high level player does the same action to a player way below his or her own level
ROFL guys I was just Ganking these level 20 Horde players
Ganking by James Haag March 6, 2005
What is going on/what's happening, particularly in the case of common misdemeanour's.

Can be using as a question, in the case of: "What's gwaning?" or as a greeting: "safe mate, just been gwaning down here in ma car".

Q. Alright mate just been down the boozer, what's gwaning with you guys?

R. Nout much mate, just been gwaning round at X's house with Y and Z.

gwaning by Mark O'Neill July 1, 2008

Ganking her bot 

When you take part in fucking a woman in the pussy, "supporting" the other person
Bro I was Ganking her bot so hard she barely got up the other day, sheesh.
Ganking her bot by Sexduplet July 2, 2021

Glanking 

The Combination of the greatest actions in the world, Masturbation (wanking) and Gloving (lights on your fingers bitch!)
Im gonna go glanking with friends!
Glanking by Glovemaster Shades October 18, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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