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A slang term for masturbation. Used in joke contexts.
Person A: "Check out this girl I saw online."

Person B: "OOOH BABY! *Starts gwanking it vigorously*"
Gwanking by VeryIllInternetUser April 6, 2026
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Ganking Zone 

A location in a jail where an inmate is easily jumped or killed by fellow inmates or guards without being noticed.
The warden's snitch got killed in the gankin zone and there were no whitnesses.

Lyrics from Eazy E's "Eazy Does It"

"The bitch was a trip cold hung up the phone, now my only phone call was in the ganking zone."

Ganking Zone by Def Dr. April 25, 2006

Granking 

The Process in gaming where you are "Grinding" very hard to rank up. Or Ranking Up with two - three scoops of GFuel.
"Randy was really Granking today after he snorted 3 lines of Gfuel."
Granking by the20footmidge July 14, 2020
It is a word commonly used in online video games, usualy used in an MMORPG. Ganking is the process in which a group of charecters gang up on one or more players that do not have a chance to defend themselves, Or when one high level player does the same action to a player way below his or her own level
ROFL guys I was just Ganking these level 20 Horde players
Ganking by James Haag March 6, 2005
What is going on/what's happening, particularly in the case of common misdemeanour's.

Can be using as a question, in the case of: "What's gwaning?" or as a greeting: "safe mate, just been gwaning down here in ma car".

Q. Alright mate just been down the boozer, what's gwaning with you guys?

R. Nout much mate, just been gwaning round at X's house with Y and Z.

gwaning by Mark O'Neill July 1, 2008

Ganking her bot 

When you take part in fucking a woman in the pussy, "supporting" the other person
Bro I was Ganking her bot so hard she barely got up the other day, sheesh.
Ganking her bot by Sexduplet July 2, 2021

Glanking 

The Combination of the greatest actions in the world, Masturbation (wanking) and Gloving (lights on your fingers bitch!)
Im gonna go glanking with friends!
Glanking by Glovemaster Shades October 18, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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