by Myar February 22, 2015
by DryCleanOnly February 27, 2009
the lesser of the two factions of world of warcraft; mainly comprised of morbidly obese males aging from 25-40 typically sporting greasy pony tails and mustard stains, can usually be spotted wearing a XXXL horde shirt that is entirely too tight usually accompanied by green short shorts.
the four original races being:
Orcs: typically played by fat men and butch lesbians
Trolls: most underplayed race, only played by white rastamen
Undead: typically played by wannabe faggoths
Taurens: Furries
there is one exception to this generalization that being the blood elf race, added in burning crusade to attract flaming homosexuals to the world of warcraft it did in fact work wonders though most of said homosexuals were bi curious 12 year olds who love to whine about their problems in ventrilo
the four original races being:
Orcs: typically played by fat men and butch lesbians
Trolls: most underplayed race, only played by white rastamen
Undead: typically played by wannabe faggoths
Taurens: Furries
there is one exception to this generalization that being the blood elf race, added in burning crusade to attract flaming homosexuals to the world of warcraft it did in fact work wonders though most of said homosexuals were bi curious 12 year olds who love to whine about their problems in ventrilo
see that fat lonely guy over there eating five burritos? yeah he plays horde.
"omg guyz we can't do 10 man naxx cause i have school tomorrow and it's soooo hard"_typical horde player
"so yeah, i dressed up as a blood elf and marched in the gay pride parade today"_typical horde player
"omg guyz we can't do 10 man naxx cause i have school tomorrow and it's soooo hard"_typical horde player
"so yeah, i dressed up as a blood elf and marched in the gay pride parade today"_typical horde player
by fauxpas666 September 14, 2009
Alliance: Dude why are you camping me.
Horde: Because the only way i feel good about myself is if i camp with with my 40 man Naxx raid group.
Alliance: 40 man wow dude, fail.
Horde: Because the only way i feel good about myself is if i camp with with my 40 man Naxx raid group.
Alliance: 40 man wow dude, fail.
by Tehnovice July 31, 2009
A throng of lifeless brats who hang about the streets vandalizing and acting stupid. A common horde features a leader (usually mentally retarded), several goons serving the leader like dogs and usually one not-as-stupid kid trying to persuade the leader not to do the stupid act but gets walked over.
-Hey guys Mike's there all alone! Let's beat him up!
-Erm... Bob we shouldn't hurt him. Last time the cops came, remember?
-Oh shut the fuck up you nerd, come guys let's whack him up!
-Erm... Bob we shouldn't hurt him. Last time the cops came, remember?
-Oh shut the fuck up you nerd, come guys let's whack him up!
by Serjopa June 19, 2004
Weak,soft,and lame........Faction in WoW.
why play HORDE?bc you're a lame......
FOR THE ALLIANCE!!!!
why play HORDE?bc you're a lame......
FOR THE ALLIANCE!!!!
lvl 80 Horde in a pvp confrontation with a lvl 65 Ally.....
LvL 65 Ally>Lets do it punk horde bum
LvL80 horde> KiK!
outcome : LvL 65 ally destroys LvL 80 horde with two hits......
LvL 65 Ally>Lets do it punk horde bum
LvL80 horde> KiK!
outcome : LvL 65 ally destroys LvL 80 horde with two hits......
by Ether150 February 25, 2009
A battle cry for those belonging to the Horde faction in World of Warcraft. Alternative to "For The Alliance!"
by KurenaiDie June 10, 2019