gurgin

Penis- Derivitive from an old old saying "jerk your gurgin" meaning masterbate

Why dont you go jerk your gurgin to some snowboarding videos using your own tears as lubrication.

by Stefmiesterb January 17, 2008

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

Gorgina

The yassified version of the word gorgeous. A compliment when something is too iconic to just be described as gorgeous. The term was first coined by political communication student Sydney Halpern.

That fit is so gorgina you are going to slay at the club.

by gorginagirlie May 14, 2022

gumgina

(n.) A narrow slit or opening in the gums resulting from wisdom tooth extraction.

Zach: Dude ZBT is having a hella legit BBQ 2nite.
Bryce: Naw dude, I got my wisdom teeth out last week and now BBQ gets stuck in my gumgina.

by sallythered April 3, 2009

Carla Gugino

A very attractive, and equally talented actress who has worked in such films as Watchmen, Sin City and countless others and appearerd as a regular on Entourage. She may very well be one of the sexiest women in Hollywood today and likely will be for the forseeable future and beyond. She is stunnning.

Guy1: Wow, I just saw Sin City for the 97th time. Carla Gugino is so gorgeous.

Guy2: Who?

Guy1: Your manhood is seriously in question right now.

by TribbleDibbleBibble(sc3n3) October 7, 2010

gurning

The grotesque face a person or creature pulls when they are absolutely fucking pinging.

Festival:
James: Fuckin hell boys that's a mad pill.
*10 mins later*
James: gurning

by weaponised_autism July 14, 2019

gurgitator

"They are known as gustatory athletes, gurgitators and, in France, epicuriators. They are athletes in one of the oldest and most fundamental of disciplines - competitive eating."

Originates from the Latin root "gurga" or "gurges", meaning "throat".

This germ has gained widespread recognition via the IFOCE (The International Federation of Competitive Eating, Inc.), sponsor of competitive-eating contest such as Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, held on July 4.

"Who's that skinny Japanese guy with the hot dogs and stomach-ache?"
"Dude, that's Takeru Kobayashi, world-champion gurgitator!"

by Dick Laycock September 24, 2006