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a ugly man who cant score, but touches women without their permission (he usually with large gums)
here comes gums, watch your woman
Gums by Beefdogg March 29, 2006
Words you can keep
clothes, outfits.
Man you need to move out your mums and get you some nu gums
Gums by qleyo July 22, 2003
A breed of ginger haired vermin, with abnormally large 'Tombstone' shaped 'K-9's, Insisors and Molars. No Caution required for this species as a slight instep reduces agility.
Jesus ! Did you see the size of his "GUMS" ?
Gums by T-Styler April 8, 2003
Gumsius maximus, more commonly known as gums, is a large, docile creature who can take a lot of shit, but if the shit meter reaches maximum shart, a chemical known as youknowyou'rejustafaggotium is released into its brain, which causes it to utter the phrase 'you know you're just a faggot,' which will instantly kill anything that hears it. Feel free to approach this creature, but be sure not to provoke it.
Little man: You're gay!
Gums: 'you know you're just a faggot.'
Little man: *dies*
gums by Stalkey man August 19, 2018

Gums blazin' 

Talking a lot or very fast.
Bill walked into the room gums blazin' about how happy he was with the sale he just made.
Gums blazin' by msheean July 12, 2011

gums maloney 

a female, typically going thru a mid-life crisis, with large gums that enjoys drinking tequila.
Gums Maloney only drinks tequila that rots out her ass.
gums maloney by custodian22 May 26, 2009

Gums blazing 

Getting a blowjob by a toothless person
Gums blazing by Tjhooker June 3, 2015
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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