gurkin 

a small garden gnome-like creature that also serves as an immature fruit or human.

Look at elsey...shes acting like such a gurkin!

gurkin by weezyfbaby69 March 13, 2011

Gurkin 

The flab of skin underneath your chin

Olivia: haha I'm gonna touch your gurkin
Old Lady: no you are gonna stretch out my gurkin and make me look older

Gurkin by whipman1234 February 17, 2019

Gurkin 

Eating something very intensively

He just gurkined an entire plate of nachos!

Gurkin by BreakfastJam October 6, 2020

Gurkin 

When you deviate from the topic of the conversation by recounting an extremely long life story.

Kid 1: "Where the heck were you all morning?"
Kid 2: "I wanted to go outside but my mom gurkined me during breakfast for a whole 2 hours."

Gurkin by PsychicMelon April 25, 2019

Gurkin 

Something that is found funny or made you laugh.

Damn that video is gurkin!
Dude, Devon had me gurkin last night!
Haha that's gurks my life!
Lmao that gurked.

Gurkin by RJYOUNGMONEY July 5, 2016

Gurkin 

This words means that ur a d riding ( if you do not know what that means, it also is another word for glazing , if u also don’t know what that means search it up cs i can’t help u )

Yo why is Justin gurkin me so bad rn

Gurkin by Itsmemanha June 20, 2025

Gurkin' 

To uselessly mope around. Not really contribute to anything. Not being successful on a daily basis. Leaving large trails of a mess around everywhere you go.

"Mark didn't even go to class today. He's just gurkin' around like a sloth and didn't even do the dishes."

Gurkin' by Lord Goochsack December 13, 2014