gurgi

a type of prostitute (male or female) that spends many months chatting with you online before ever having sex with you for money in person. They usually use specific key phrases and words to reinforce their relationship with their customers, who also use these same phrases back for identification. They like to hang around unorthodox chat rooms, sometimes MMORPGS or perhaps other non-conventional sites.

Some of these phrases include:
I <3 you.
aww :)
u r soo cute!

"I spent all night trying to play kdice with that gurgi slutting himself, what has this world come to?"

by Detective Das October 07, 2009

gurgi

its a poker hand, when you get 7 and 5 of the same suit, its called a gurgi.

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: 7c, 5c<------the gurgi
john smith jr folds
Guss raises $1,800
PokerFace_2009 folds
KB Video raises $3,200
Guss calls
Dealing flop: 5d, 5h, 7s<----------gurgi flop
KB Video bets $3,000
Guss calls
Dealing turn: 9h
KB Video checks
Guss checks
Dealing river: Js
KB Video bets $3,000
Guss raises $6,000
KB Video calls
Guss shows 7c, 5c for a full house, fives full of sevens
KB Video shows Jc, As for two pair, Jacks and fives
Guss wins main pot $22,920<-----------gurgi win
Guss wins side pot $990
KB Video stands up

by loooongest pube October 07, 2009

Gurgis

Character from Planet of The Apes fan fiction novella “Gurgis the gay ape”.

Gurgis tried to keep his sexuality from the other Apes

by Battyguy July 13, 2019

gurgy

Someone who likes immense amount of beans and is very pog

Wow gurgy is super pog

by Human person69420 November 10, 2020

Gurgy

That spicy, warm feeling in your throat when you feel like you are about to vomit.

Pass me the water please, I'm feeling gurgy after that fish we had for lunch.

by Owle May 03, 2021

Gurgis

Gurgis is a word that means crazy, not in a bad way, but in a good way. It is a compliment. You could say it to your friend who might be a little bit off-key, but still fun to hang around.

"You're pretty gurgis, dude."

by ToriMask April 21, 2024

Gurgis

Used to convey either apathy or smugness in reaction to something with a single word

Person 1: Did you see the news? Oj Simpson dead at 76!

Person 2: Gurgis.

by SquirmyWormy April 20, 2024