gurgi

a type of prostitute (male or female) that spends many months chatting with you online before ever having sex with you for money in person. They usually use specific key phrases and words to reinforce their relationship with their customers, who also use these same phrases back for identification. They like to hang around unorthodox chat rooms, sometimes MMORPGS or perhaps other non-conventional sites.

Some of these phrases include:
I <3 you.
aww :)
u r soo cute!

"I spent all night trying to play kdice with that gurgi slutting himself, what has this world come to?"

by Detective Das October 7, 2009

gurgi

its a poker hand, when you get 7 and 5 of the same suit, its called a gurgi.

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: 7c, 5c<------the gurgi
john smith jr folds
Guss raises $1,800
PokerFace_2009 folds
KB Video raises $3,200
Guss calls
Dealing flop: 5d, 5h, 7s<----------gurgi flop
KB Video bets $3,000
Guss calls
Dealing turn: 9h
KB Video checks
Guss checks
Dealing river: Js
KB Video bets $3,000
Guss raises $6,000
KB Video calls
Guss shows 7c, 5c for a full house, fives full of sevens
KB Video shows Jc, As for two pair, Jacks and fives
Guss wins main pot $22,920<-----------gurgi win
Guss wins side pot $990
KB Video stands up

by loooongest pube October 7, 2009

Gorgina

The yassified version of the word gorgeous. A compliment when something is too iconic to just be described as gorgeous. The term was first coined by political communication student Sydney Halpern.

That fit is so gorgina you are going to slay at the club.

by gorginagirlie May 14, 2022

gumgina

(n.) A narrow slit or opening in the gums resulting from wisdom tooth extraction.

Zach: Dude ZBT is having a hella legit BBQ 2nite.
Bryce: Naw dude, I got my wisdom teeth out last week and now BBQ gets stuck in my gumgina.

by sallythered April 3, 2009

Carla Gugino

A very attractive, and equally talented actress who has worked in such films as Watchmen, Sin City and countless others and appearerd as a regular on Entourage. She may very well be one of the sexiest women in Hollywood today and likely will be for the forseeable future and beyond. She is stunnning.

Guy1: Wow, I just saw Sin City for the 97th time. Carla Gugino is so gorgeous.

Guy2: Who?

Guy1: Your manhood is seriously in question right now.

by TribbleDibbleBibble(sc3n3) October 7, 2010

gurgitator

"They are known as gustatory athletes, gurgitators and, in France, epicuriators. They are athletes in one of the oldest and most fundamental of disciplines - competitive eating."

Originates from the Latin root "gurga" or "gurges", meaning "throat".

This germ has gained widespread recognition via the IFOCE (The International Federation of Competitive Eating, Inc.), sponsor of competitive-eating contest such as Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, held on July 4.

"Who's that skinny Japanese guy with the hot dogs and stomach-ache?"
"Dude, that's Takeru Kobayashi, world-champion gurgitator!"

by Dick Laycock September 24, 2006

Gurgalurg

Gurgalurg is sweeping the nation. Use it as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. Use it when you’re feeling mad and frustrated.

Instead of shit- gurgalurg!

someone is being rude

He’s so gurgalurg.

you stub your toe

GURGALURG!

by clothepro December 29, 2019