hmph

1. Said when expressing apathy towards something
2. Used to acknowledge something you dislike/disagree with
3. Said after doing something to say it was easy/pointless

"Today I'll show you my favourite bookend!"
"Hmph."

by Psi November 3, 2003

Hmph

used when you are angry , annoyed or frustrated with someone or something.
A word instead of swearing.

Example 1
benny-"shut up"

you-"hmph you"
Example 2
olivia-"i left it at home"
you-"hmph"

by omber xxx July 20, 2018

hmph

A word used when somethin bad/nasty has been said to you.

Matt: My teddy is sexier than you
Alice: Hmph

by Alice D September 21, 2008

hmph

The noise one makes after proving something wrong, as in to show the other inferior.

This is the best way to throw a rock (rock lands 30 feet away).
No, THIS is (rock lands 40 feet away).
HMPH!

by Darrell A. Pierce January 12, 2004

hmph

Hmph is a word to describe you either agree with some shit or you don't agree. Or hell its one of those words that just come out of no where.

Brad Pitt-"I done checked out this fine ass pregnant Asian today"

Angelina Jolie-"Did you fuck her?"

Brad Pitt-"Hell yeah"

Angelina Jolie-"Did you offer her money for the baby?"

Brad Pitt-"hmph"

by J.D Fresh January 22, 2008

Hmph

Acknowledging something interesting.

Hmph, that was sweet.

by Brandon Mead September 30, 2007

HMPH

Shorthand for a common whine emitted by triathletes who have bitten off more than they can chew on an early season bicycle ride. Stands for "Help, My Pussy Hurts"

Jill: OK Kelvin, let's pick up the pace a little, we only have 30 more miles to go.

Kelvin: HMPH!

by Yuri-Nator April 6, 2011