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A character exhibited by a person, what many consider as a stage of mental retardation, until they give a little deeper thought to discover those actions have witty logic and humane reason.
Tom was ridiculed by his classmates until they discovered his gumpism
Gumpism by rash driver July 11, 2010
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Mental retardation to an extreme degree.
I forgot the name of the president as a result of my gumpism.
gumpism by T-Rexus July 21, 2008
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A very retarded and gay person that struggles to live by society’s standards.

An example of a person with ‘Gurpism’ is the founder of ‘Gurpism’, Gurpreet.
Yo! That man has Gurpism!”
Gurpism by Marques Walker Sr. September 30, 2019
One of Forrest Gump-like disposition, lacking in basic cognitive and linguistic skills. Possessing a knack for having a constant look of bemusement on their face.

Also used to describe the language spoken/typed by a person of Gumpish disposition.
Matthew: "he ring up late not and got tell there is no problem with it."

Smithie: "Dude...that sounds so gumpish, what the hell are you talking about?"
Gumpish by Jellyfish December 16, 2005
I see you working at time warner making that guapismo!
Yeah man i gotta go in, my guapismo funds are low.
Guapismo by Nater123456789 February 23, 2012
adj. 1. considered to be excessive about walking, running or jogging. 2. preferring bipedal locomotion for environmentally conscious reasons. 3. pertaining to walking or running aimlessly with no particular motivation in mind, or simply for emotional release.
That gumpish dude took a 16.4 mile walk to the beach the other day!
gumpish by George Cotsonas April 23, 2008
The affliction of helplessness. The inability to accomplish anything to to lack of interest or knowledge.
That couch potato is inflicted with gimpism.
gimpism by UrbanFull April 4, 2011
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