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The affliction of helplessness. The inability to accomplish anything to to lack of interest or knowledge.
That couch potato is inflicted with gimpism.
gimpism by UrbanFull April 4, 2011
Words you can keep
A GIMPism is essentially a filter such as lens flare or a spyrogimp or edit such as value invert. It effects how an image looks. The term is only to distinguish between image editing filters and Snapchat filters (Because an alarming amount of people forgot what a GIMPism was.)
howisthisafakename: here's an image
(Image sent)
fatguyenthusiast69: hold on i'll apply some GIMPisms to it later and make it crispy.
GIMPism by It's a stone Ruigi June 9, 2018

gimpsmack 

1) a term used to degrade your buddies who are not good enough to be called a chode. In other words, they are not worthy of chode status.

2) a term used to describe a friend who cannot open his/her mouth without making a sexual reference that includes obscene language. Usually happening around preachers, parents, and/or bosses.
1)Ed: Adam is such a chode.

Will: Nahh, he's not worthy of that title. He's a fuckin' gimpsmack. Fuck that son of a bitch!!

2)Ed:(after attending easter service) Look at that church steeple, it's huge.
Will: Yea, reminds me of my fuckin' cock!
gimpsmack by shithouserat November 30, 2007

gimpishness 

The quality of being a gimp
Pat's gimpishness led him to put unleaded fuel into his diesel car
gimpishness by siphon man November 24, 2003

gimpish mclimpish 

a guy that walks down the road with a badboy walk thinkin he's black
scott says: whats up with thats lads walk
ryan says:thats gimpish mclimpish
1. To lack attractiveness in appearance with respect to cultural or ethnical standards.
2. Something that is distrot or bent out of shape
1. Man that girl is quite gimpish
2. Man that looks gimpish
gimpish by Canadian July 30, 2003

Gimpusmaximus 

A complete and utter twonk who's a bully and doesn't know what to do or say when he or she confronted
Shut up you Stupid Gimpusmaximus
I hate you you Gimpusmaximus
Gimpusmaximus by James C P W July 16, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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