Gurpism

A very retarded and gay person that struggles to live by society’s standards.

An example of a person with ‘Gurpism’ is the founder of ‘Gurpism’, Gurpreet.

“Yo! That man has Gurpism!”

by Marques Walker Sr. September 30, 2019

Gorpism

Gorpism is a relatively new religion, even though it should be the only one you're allowed to believe in. The almighty Lord of the Gorpism is Gorp. This deity is the one who created all that's known to man using relatively simple chemical reactions, as everything is relative except the speed of light.
The Holy pope ruling over the church of the Gorpism is a man that is said to have been summoned by Gorp himself, this man goes by the name Thomas, or as you should call him, professor doctor reader pope Thomas.

Gorpism is not to be confused with the word orgasm.

I just got a B- for the Chemistry test we had the other day, I should receive punishment from the Holy pope, for it was not nearly high enough for a true supporter of the Gorpism.

by BOT Loek October 11, 2018

Guapismo

Money

I see you working at time warner making that guapismo!
Yeah man i gotta go in, my guapismo funds are low.

by Nater123456789 February 23, 2012

Gurpish

The act of being lazy, incompetent and overall stupid.

Additonally, you could look like a guppy.

Gurpreet is very stupid and is thus gurpish.

by Hoboman November 26, 2003

gurism

The butthole. The Anus. The sphincter.

That dude walked around like he had a stick in his Gurism.

by Uncle Ezee October 21, 2015

Gumpism

A character exhibited by a person, what many consider as a stage of mental retardation, until they give a little deeper thought to discover those actions have witty logic and humane reason.

Tom was ridiculed by his classmates until they discovered his gumpism

by rash driver July 11, 2010

gumpism

Mental retardation to an extreme degree.

I forgot the name of the president as a result of my gumpism.

by T-Rexus July 21, 2008