Gumpish

One of Forrest Gump-like disposition, lacking in basic cognitive and linguistic skills. Possessing a knack for having a constant look of bemusement on their face.

Also used to describe the language spoken/typed by a person of Gumpish disposition.

Matthew: "he ring up late not and got tell there is no problem with it."

Smithie: "Dude...that sounds so gumpish, what the hell are you talking about?"

by Jellyfish December 16, 2005

gumpish

adj. 1. considered to be excessive about walking, running or jogging. 2. preferring bipedal locomotion for environmentally conscious reasons. 3. pertaining to walking or running aimlessly with no particular motivation in mind, or simply for emotional release.

That gumpish dude took a 16.4 mile walk to the beach the other day!

by George Cotsonas April 23, 2008

Gumfished

When you meet up with someone you met online and they have no teeth

Finally met up in real life with Damon who I met online and he forgot to mention he had no teeth. I was gumfished.

by CrunchyCrew February 24, 2022

gumbishi

The giant green vibrator

joey "OMG WTF IS that in your twat?"

linda "It's Gumbishi!"

by bellausay March 22, 2008

Gumpshun

quick-witted, smart mouthed, wise ass etc.

"My Grandmama used to say 'boy you got gumpshun' " -- Big K.R.I.T

by Misshoneyblunts October 5, 2010

gumpshonies

Having the will, desire and cajones to take on a task or challenge.

I can't believe Matt finally got the gumpshonies to apply for the manager position. I thought he was going to toil away as an assistant forevs.

by JayGeeZee September 14, 2019

gimpishness

The quality of being a gimp

Pat's gimpishness led him to put unleaded fuel into his diesel car

by siphon man November 24, 2003