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gummy fuck

When you’re getting a blowjob from someone who doesn’t have any teeth and they use their gums instead of their lips for sensation on your cock
Guy 1: “I heard you fucked an old lady last night!”
Guy 2: “Yea she took her dentures out and gave me a gummy fuck!”
by Lil Beverage March 17, 2019
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Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck

When all the Gummy Bears in a package are stuck together.

May also be referred to as a "Bavarian Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck" when aforementioned Gummys Bears are from Germany.
I only want one Gummy Bear but they are all stuck together. It's a Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck.
by steveo1544 May 28, 2011
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Gumby Fuck

Also known as Gumby Fuckers in plural, a Gumby Fuck is a person who acts like a retard or says something so completely fuckin dumb it hurts to hear but somehow other people acknowledge seriously.

May also refer to a noob getting a lucky shot online.
"My Gumby Fuck History professor pointed at a map of Europe and couldnt tell France and Germany apart."

"That Gumby Fuck just stole my kill!!! That little bastard!"
by Drunky_the_Clown October 12, 2011
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Gummy Bear Fuckin

When you man is in missionary and uses his knees to squeeze n control your hips because he has exhausted his legs putting yours behind your head dropping that base.
Girl…I squirted and then he dropped down Gummy Bear Fuckin my honey hole! I think I saw the Multiverse!
by British Gal 1973 November 5, 2023
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Fuck Gumby

1. A term used when mad or excited over a recreational game/ hobby.
2. A term used when a man and a woman orgasms in unison.
3. The small gland under the infamous G-Spot.
by flippyflapddfddfdddf December 13, 2010
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Fuck you gumby

The response to any frustration in life. Gumby can be blamed for anything, and everything. The ultimate response.
*Gets an F on finals*
Guy: FUCK YOU GUMBY

Wife: I'm leaving you.
Husband: Ahhh FUCK YOU GUMBY

*Gets owned in Call of Duty*
Player: FUCK YOU GUMBY
by Urban Dictionary December 21, 2010
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Well, fuck me, Gumby

A phrase of surprise. A reaction to something unexpected. Often followed by "And Pokey too." from a bro who is equally surprised
Dude: Hey, Donald Trump got the nomination.
Second dude: Well, fuck me, Gumby!
Third dude: And Pokey too!
by ZenTam July 18, 2016
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