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A cool green guy from an old 'claymation' TV show. He is made of clay.
"Oh no, Gumby! We have to save him!"
by unknown October 16, 2003
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Someone with little or no co-ordination or common sense and lacks any talent or potential to do anything but fuck everything up.
i cant believe you just destroyed all life on earth. all i asked you do was flush the toilet! your such a gumby!
by Scotty March 21, 2004
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A person incapable of displaying competence.
My manager put the spoons in the holder wrong- Again! He's such a flipping gumby!!!
by SammyDresden September 30, 2010
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someone or something abnormal, uncoodernated and silly. probably incabable of doing simple actions like thorwing a ball or just walking without making a fool of themsleves.
walking into a wall and then appolagising to the wall
tripping over nothing but air
falling up the stairs
thinking emus are soon going to take over the world
in reaction to any of these happening onlookers would say: what a gumby!
by FaT GuMbY October 17, 2006
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a tall squared and slanted haircut (from the name of a character who has such a shape of head)
by Light Joker March 29, 2007
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A stage for the male penis in between a soft limpless penis and a rock hard one. It doesnt stick straight out and flops around like the t.v. character gumpy. Therefore it shall be gumby.
I am so glad that my boner went away during gym class, the only thing i had was a gumby which isn't too bad.
by danibee May 18, 2006
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