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a term for a guy who acts like how a bitch would = guitch.
i can't believe he said all that nasty things about your favourite dress. what a total guitch with a capital G!
guitch by AzeDz January 7, 2009
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Gritchypoo

The shortened version of Gritchard.
Person: Hey Gritch!
Gritchard! Gritchard prefers to be called Gritchard, rather than Gritchypoo. Respect that.
Gritchypoo by Gritchard October 23, 2011

Gitchee gitchee goo 

Gitchi Gitchi Goo means That I Love You
- From the song by Phineas and Ferb
Bow chika bow wow, That's what my baby says!

Mow mow mow and my heart starts pumpin'
Chika chika choo whop
Never Gonna Stop
Gitchee Gitchee Goo means That I Love You

My baby's got her own way of talking

Whenever she says something sweet
And she knows it's my world she's a-rockin'

Though my vocabulary's incomplete

I know it may sound confusing
Sometimes I wish she'd give it to me straight
But I never feel like I'm Losing (losing)
When I take the time to translate
That's what I'm talking 'bout

When I don't know what to do (I don't know what to do)
But I think I'm getting through (I think I'm getting through)
'Cause when I say I Love You (I Say I Love You)
She says I Gitchee Gitchee Goo You Too!

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Glitchtale 

Glitchtale is a series of web videos based on the video game Undertale by YouTuber Camila Cuevas. It started with a short animation based on the Genocide Run battle with Sans, and things just snowballed from there.
"How's glitchtale in your opinion?"
"lots of feels bruh"
Glitchtale by JKMOUE September 15, 2017

itchy gitchy gone 

to be fucked up on any opiates, especially heroin
I'm going to sratch myself til I bleed while burning a huge hole in my pant leg cause I'm itchy gitchy gone

Glitchfest 

When software contains an overabundance of glitches. This term is frequently used to describe video games which developers released too early that are plagued by many bugs and game breaking glitches.
Sonic Boom Ryse of Lyric is a total glitchfest.
Glitchfest by rfrsiopgjdog January 4, 2015
A somewhat inappropriate act popularized in Britain during the mid to late 1700's in which the crotch of a family member is playfully grabbed by a fellow family member.
Dad: Goitcha!
*Dad proceeds to grab his daughter's crotch*
Daughter: DAD! Stop it with the goitcha already!
goitcha by bitocrumpet June 14, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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