the person i love more than anything. they make me so astoundingly happy i can’t even express it. they deserve everything in the world, i don’t know what i did to deserve them honestly. i start smiling just thinking about them, every moment i’ve spent with them i’ve absolutely adored, from the moment i met them i knew they were stunning. <3
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Get the glitchbug mug.glitchbug is my favorite person ever. if i was in a room of everyone i’ve ever met in my life, i would immediately run to glitch and give them the biggest bear-hug i could manage. i would shut everyone else out, even my friends, and just stand there holding them. squeezing them, kissing them on the cheek, touching our heads together. holding their hands and never wanting to unclasp them. closing my eyes, feeling my face grow hot from blushing because they have that effect on me. softly swaying with them in complete silence, the two of us occasionally giggling adoringly. if i could, i would hold onto them, staying like that forever. just the thought of them makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. i love them.
friend: lol what’s your favorite letter
me: G!! gggGggggGggGGGGGggggGGg <3333
friend: girl what💀why?
me: *literally starts bragging about glitchbug/gabby (bc their name starts with G), rambling on and on about how awesome they are*
me: G!! gggGggggGggGGGGGggggGGg <3333
friend: girl what💀why?
me: *literally starts bragging about glitchbug/gabby (bc their name starts with G), rambling on and on about how awesome they are*
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someone whose presence makes me feel overjoyed. just thinking about them gets me smiling. i tend to rush schoolwork and other activities so that i can talk to them as soon as possible. when i zone out, i usually end up thinking about them.
friend: what’s your dream scenario?
me: aw shit here we go. sitting in the grass on a chilly day. but sitting in a patch of sun, so it’s warm and nice, and with an occasional breeze blowing through my hair. half-sitting, half lying down, my head in gabby’s (glitchbug’s) lap. them playing with my hair as we talk to each other in soft voices, laughing at each other’s jokes, being happy that the other is there. maybe i would be the one playing with gabby’s hair, maybe their head would be in my lap. either way, i would just have my eyes closed, smiling and laughing in that sunny patch with my glitch. that playful breeze coming and going, blowing our hair gently. the sun shining down so that whenever i looked at gabby, their beautiful eyes would be sparkling, glimmering in the most beautiful way. i bet they wouldn’t even be aware of how pretty they looked. but i would know. i might tell them, and they’d get all flustered and thank me, but also deny it at the same time. i would be charmed by their reaction and think to myself, “bro that was actually so cute,, screaming,” but i wouldn’t say it. i’d probably just look at them, a little smile on my face, blushing. and they would know what i’m thinking. they might say something or they might not, i’m not sure. whether or not they did, i would smile at them. and they would probably smile back, or say something so stupid it would be adorable. and i would cherish that moment forever. anyway that’s my dream scenario what’s yours lmao
me: aw shit here we go. sitting in the grass on a chilly day. but sitting in a patch of sun, so it’s warm and nice, and with an occasional breeze blowing through my hair. half-sitting, half lying down, my head in gabby’s (glitchbug’s) lap. them playing with my hair as we talk to each other in soft voices, laughing at each other’s jokes, being happy that the other is there. maybe i would be the one playing with gabby’s hair, maybe their head would be in my lap. either way, i would just have my eyes closed, smiling and laughing in that sunny patch with my glitch. that playful breeze coming and going, blowing our hair gently. the sun shining down so that whenever i looked at gabby, their beautiful eyes would be sparkling, glimmering in the most beautiful way. i bet they wouldn’t even be aware of how pretty they looked. but i would know. i might tell them, and they’d get all flustered and thank me, but also deny it at the same time. i would be charmed by their reaction and think to myself, “bro that was actually so cute,, screaming,” but i wouldn’t say it. i’d probably just look at them, a little smile on my face, blushing. and they would know what i’m thinking. they might say something or they might not, i’m not sure. whether or not they did, i would smile at them. and they would probably smile back, or say something so stupid it would be adorable. and i would cherish that moment forever. anyway that’s my dream scenario what’s yours lmao
by akjakajskdjfjjf October 20, 2022
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oh, glitchbug? yeah, i fucking love them
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glitchbug is everything you’re not (/j)
they’re the definition of every good word that exists and every good word that doesn’t
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by akjakajskdjfjjf October 20, 2022
Get the glitchbug mug.1. 'Glitching the Swing' represents a paradigm shift in the way a player approaches a game and plays it. The term suggests a sense of apathy at a game's intended game-play style that leads to a pointless, impatient ramblng play that has no sense of direction or purpose and adds nothing towards actual, measurable progress within a game.
2. The point in which a videogame's inherent game-world, features and storyline missions cease to be as exciting/fun and become too repetetive or predictable for the player to feel motivated enough to play a game 'properly' anymore. They procrastinate play within the game-world, looking instead to the game's glitches and inconsistencies as a more enthralling form of entertainment.
The phrase originates from a disappointing experience some players may have had when playing the single player campaign of Grand Theft Auto IV. To some, the game's missions gradually revealed themselves to be quite repetetive, and the much-vaunted ability to go out with friends eventually became a chore as the incessant pestering of the player by phone hampered enjoyment. Discounting online play, the player is then left with no alternative but to find other sources of enjoyment within the game away from the pre-set activities, a prime example being trying to exploit a glitch in a swingset in Broker/Dukes that if done correctly, will launch the player or the vehicle into the air. This is a difficult thing to master, so if a player finds themselves tired or deflated by the game's incumbent game-play dynamics and is more interested or thrilled at spending time trying to master the glitching of the swing than progressing through missions, the game/player has 'glitched the swing'
This is somewhat comparible but not analogous to the exisiting terms 'Jump the Shark' and the newer 'Nuke the Fridge', as a videogame can, in its own way still do both these things also.
Glitch the Swing is also just as subjective as these terms, however it is more dependent on any one player's attention span, cynisism or ease-of-amusement, and even thier degree of experience playing games of much a similar style, as this could lead to early glitching of the swing.
Not only this, but a player themselves can glitch the swing if they so choose. All they would need to do is overindulge in countless hours of play within a short enough space of time that overfamiliarity with the game-play mechanics prompt them to look for other ways to amuse themselves while playing the game.
A player is particularly glitching the swing if they have not progressed that far within the game's story or missions by the time they reach this watershed moment.
2. The point in which a videogame's inherent game-world, features and storyline missions cease to be as exciting/fun and become too repetetive or predictable for the player to feel motivated enough to play a game 'properly' anymore. They procrastinate play within the game-world, looking instead to the game's glitches and inconsistencies as a more enthralling form of entertainment.
The phrase originates from a disappointing experience some players may have had when playing the single player campaign of Grand Theft Auto IV. To some, the game's missions gradually revealed themselves to be quite repetetive, and the much-vaunted ability to go out with friends eventually became a chore as the incessant pestering of the player by phone hampered enjoyment. Discounting online play, the player is then left with no alternative but to find other sources of enjoyment within the game away from the pre-set activities, a prime example being trying to exploit a glitch in a swingset in Broker/Dukes that if done correctly, will launch the player or the vehicle into the air. This is a difficult thing to master, so if a player finds themselves tired or deflated by the game's incumbent game-play dynamics and is more interested or thrilled at spending time trying to master the glitching of the swing than progressing through missions, the game/player has 'glitched the swing'
This is somewhat comparible but not analogous to the exisiting terms 'Jump the Shark' and the newer 'Nuke the Fridge', as a videogame can, in its own way still do both these things also.
Glitch the Swing is also just as subjective as these terms, however it is more dependent on any one player's attention span, cynisism or ease-of-amusement, and even thier degree of experience playing games of much a similar style, as this could lead to early glitching of the swing.
Not only this, but a player themselves can glitch the swing if they so choose. All they would need to do is overindulge in countless hours of play within a short enough space of time that overfamiliarity with the game-play mechanics prompt them to look for other ways to amuse themselves while playing the game.
A player is particularly glitching the swing if they have not progressed that far within the game's story or missions by the time they reach this watershed moment.
"Yeah GTAIV is a great game and all, but it's all the same after a while. I'm having more fun glitching the swing in Broker"
"Why are still playing? You're not even DOING anything in it anymore. You've glitched the swing"
"This game's such a let down. I got tired after 3 hours. I'm glitching the swing just thinking about it"
"Why are still playing? You're not even DOING anything in it anymore. You've glitched the swing"
"This game's such a let down. I got tired after 3 hours. I'm glitching the swing just thinking about it"
by J-Lime June 17, 2008
Get the Glitching the Swing mug.Someone who can eat a shit tonne of bullet on Black Ops and then turn around unscathed and shank you with their knife or one shot you because they have cheats in. Like a Little Chode!
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