by B4vogue August 25, 2017
to be under the influence of alcohol, and marijuana at the same time or as some would say stoned and drunk.
-being under the influence of any other drug does not count as being 'glitched'
-and you can only be glitched if you are under the influence of alcohol and marijuana at the SAME TIME.
-you cant just take one hit and be a little buzzed to be glitched, you have to be drunk off your ass and baked out of your fucking mind.
-being under the influence of any other drug does not count as being 'glitched'
-and you can only be glitched if you are under the influence of alcohol and marijuana at the SAME TIME.
-you cant just take one hit and be a little buzzed to be glitched, you have to be drunk off your ass and baked out of your fucking mind.
dude 1: you tryin to drive me to the 7/11 for some munchies?
dude 2: naww man i cant im glitched as fuuuck.
(we dont support drunk driving EVER!!!)
dude 2: naww man i cant im glitched as fuuuck.
(we dont support drunk driving EVER!!!)
by camfletch November 04, 2010
Glitch: (noun) a mistake, error, or sudden lapse in judgment
Glitch: (verb) to make a mistake, to make an error, or to have a sudden lapse in judgment; to mess something up
Glitched: (adj.) something that is messed up; something that is not right/ fair
Glitch: (verb) to make a mistake, to make an error, or to have a sudden lapse in judgment; to mess something up
Glitched: (adj.) something that is messed up; something that is not right/ fair
(noun) I didn't mean to tell Jake you like him-- it was a glitch!
(verb) Man, I glitched so hard last night when I got with Stephanie.
(adj.) He was so rude to you-- that was so glitched
(verb) Man, I glitched so hard last night when I got with Stephanie.
(adj.) He was so rude to you-- that was so glitched
by yaśssssssssss February 11, 2016
A small, often almost indescribable thing ... a paperclip ... a thinger ... a piece of snackfood, for example a Dorito chip, which in this case can describe a plate or container of snackfood, especially when in its plural form ... glitches ... an appetiser.
A very useful thinking word when you cannot remember its name ... a what-cha-ma-call-it ... a thing-a-ma-bob.
A very useful thinking word when you cannot remember its name ... a what-cha-ma-call-it ... a thing-a-ma-bob.
Needing a paper clip to secure his printout, John asks his secretary for a glitch.
Can you please pass me a glitch?
You dropped a glitch on the floor!
Would you like some glitches while we're watching TV? Note how descriptive this is of chips or nachos. With nachos you remove a chip (glitch) one glitch at a time. Even the cheese on nachos can be refered to as glitch ... Would you like some extra glitch on your glitches?
Shall we go to Red Robin for glitches? going for appetisers
Fluffy left a glitch for you on the floor. referring to a piece of dry catfood brought as a gift or perhaps a piece of dried poo or hairball found about the place.
I'm glitched-out meaning I've eaten too many/much ... i.e. chips
A glitch for you, a glitch for me referring to sharing and distributing Raisinets or other small candy at a movie theatre. Popcorn is never properly referred to as glitches, perhaps because of its oily nature.
Can you please pass me a glitch?
You dropped a glitch on the floor!
Would you like some glitches while we're watching TV? Note how descriptive this is of chips or nachos. With nachos you remove a chip (glitch) one glitch at a time. Even the cheese on nachos can be refered to as glitch ... Would you like some extra glitch on your glitches?
Shall we go to Red Robin for glitches? going for appetisers
Fluffy left a glitch for you on the floor. referring to a piece of dry catfood brought as a gift or perhaps a piece of dried poo or hairball found about the place.
I'm glitched-out meaning I've eaten too many/much ... i.e. chips
A glitch for you, a glitch for me referring to sharing and distributing Raisinets or other small candy at a movie theatre. Popcorn is never properly referred to as glitches, perhaps because of its oily nature.
by Loodje van Slooten June 27, 2009
An interruption of the perceived norm.
by Jefe.Robison October 07, 2017
by Mittens November 12, 2003
When someone acts in such a way that they resemble a "glitched" or bugged character from a video game, usually on drugs.
Justin: Dude why is Greg walking back and forth repeating the same thing over and over?
Ryan: I dunno dude, he's glitched as fuck.
Greg: I'm guessing I should just go and fuck myself..
Justin: What? No..
Greg: I'm guessing I should just go and fuck myself..
Ryan & Justin: He's glitched.
Ryan: I dunno dude, he's glitched as fuck.
Greg: I'm guessing I should just go and fuck myself..
Justin: What? No..
Greg: I'm guessing I should just go and fuck myself..
Ryan & Justin: He's glitched.
by flawedcode.mp3 May 16, 2017