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go off, I guess 

Sort of like "you do you," but with a strong implication that you're talking out of your ass. Basically "you're an idiot and what you're saying is stupid, if you want to keep going I guess I won't stop you."
Bob: "The world is run by lizard people."

Sue: "There's no such thing as lizard people, but go off, I guess."
go off, I guess by Mai Ainsel July 1, 2020
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guessmile 

(verb) - when you didn't understand what someone said and don't want to ask them to repeat themselves multiple times and just guess that they said something funny and smile.
It was way too loud to make out what he was saying so I just guessmiled at him
guessmile by Danlod2 April 27, 2018

Guesseneuh 

Someone that is always confused with what's going on.
Pronounced as guess een nee uh
"Hey Guesseneuh!', said Bob
"What?" replied John

guess i'll just go fuck myself 

When somebody ignores/pretends you don't exist. Almost as if they're telling you to go fuck yourself, but without actually saying it.
Person 1: Hey there! How are you doing?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Soo.... what's up?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well I guess i'll just go fuck myself, then.

gessoing 

Applying the art material, gesso to a surface.
(This term is used by Moriah Elizabeth when applying gesso to a surface.)
“By the time I was finished gessoing, I thought of a new idea.
gessoing by FangirlShips October 3, 2020

I guess you had to be there 

What you say when someone tells you something he thinks is hilarious but really isn't. You say this to avoid hurting your friend's feelings in breaking it to him that his joke sucks.
Dudeman 1: "Oh man, I was playing horseshoes in Red Dead Redemption and I got a really close throw and John was all like, 'Did you see that!' It was so funny dude!"

Dudeman 2: "I guess you had to be there."

Dudeman 1: :(
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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