guaren 

Something thats guaranteed.

I'm guaren getting pussy tonight. That house is pretty guaren.

guaren by kentMOKESblunts November 22, 2010

tard fam guarantee 

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.

Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.

tard fam guarantee by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann 

A japanese anime produced by GAINAX in 2007. Has achieved great fame on the internet in a short time. Thought the show itself was popular and overall very good, the sheer level of epic and manlyness caused many watchers to hype the series.

No one is exactly sure why this is, but Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is said to be the true definition of the term "epic". Viewers are advised to be cautious.

Whether or not you decide to watch the anime, it's important to note that if you try it out, you will never look at sunglasses the same way you used to.

Sunglasses, real men, half naked chicks, galaxy sized robots, epic speeches, from boy to man themes, identity problems. This is the recipe of TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN.

"What the hell do you think this is!?"

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann by Realmen.Inc May 8, 2008

Gurren Lagann 

An anime created by Gainax filled with tits, drills, giant robots, and a ton of kickass.

You want a summary of Gurren Lagann? Who the hell do you think I am? Watch the fucking series!

Gurren Lagann by Boota December 6, 2007

Guarnaschelli 

Guarnaschelli is an Italian last name. They are either a teacher or a chef. They are usually a very fun, sarcastic, bubbly person. But, sometimes they can be simply just weird, in a good or bad way. Overall, they are a wonderful person to know. One nickname for them is Guarn.

Him: OMG! Is that Guarnaschelli?!
Her: YASS! It’s Guarn! Let’s go say Hi.

Guarnaschelli by Steggy April 5, 2021

Guren No Yumiya 

The greatest anime opening ever, from Shingeki No Kyojin/Attack on Titan

Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!

Fumareta hana no namae mo shirazu ni

Chi ni ochita tori wa kaze o machiwabiru

Inotta tokoro de nani mo kawaranai

Ima o kaeru no wa tatakau kakugo da...

Shikabane fumikoete Susumu ishi o warau buta yo

Kachiku no annei ...Kyogi no han'ei ...Shiseru garō no "Jiyū" o!

Torawareta kutsujoku wa hangeki no kōshi da Jōheki no sono kanata emono o hofuru Jäger

Hotobashiru shōdō ni sono mi o yaki nagara Tasogare ni hi o ugatsu——
Guren no yumiya

Guren No Yumiya by GaaraOfTheSandwich September 28, 2015

Ryan Guarantee 

Term used to describe something that is almost guaranteed to happen.

A Ryan guarantee is worth 90% of an actual guarantee

I give you a Ryan guarantee that I wont drink too much tonight

Ryan Guarantee by AaronFromTheBlock January 18, 2020