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guarandamntee 

To guarantee that something is true, that it will definitely happen; that it is what it is and you shouldn't doubt it.
Danny: "bro, are you sure she's coming to the dance with you?"

Brandon: "yeah, sharon just texted me– she said she guarandamnteed she'd be here, just running a little bit late."
guarandamntee by mercury_frappe January 4, 2017
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guarandamntee 

I can guarandamntee that $5 FBA (Foundational Black Americans) will come out of the woodworks once reparations come to reality
guarandamntee by chillin662 November 10, 2022

guarandamtee 

Popularized by The Rock. The absolute guarantee that the work/thing will be done!!
The Rock: "I guarandamtee that I will kick John Cena's candy ass"
guarandamtee by jjcoolj9 March 11, 2011

Guarandarntee 

"I guarandarntee I will get back to you."
Guarandarntee by ZackC October 16, 2009
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026