guarandamntee
guarandamntee by Matthew Fisher December 3, 2003
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guarandamntee
To guarantee that something is true, that it will definitely happen; that it is what it is and you shouldn't doubt it.
Danny: "bro, are you sure she's coming to the dance with you?"
Brandon: "yeah, sharon just texted me– she said she guarandamnteed she'd be here, just running a little bit late."
Brandon: "yeah, sharon just texted me– she said she guarandamnteed she'd be here, just running a little bit late."
guarandamntee by mercury_frappe January 4, 2017
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