groundlit 

The key to balance in life. To achieve true balance, one must stay adequately grounded while sufficiently staying littt. If one can fully achieve groundlit, one can fully sustain ever lasting bliss.

Man that wook over there is sooo groundlit. Hes must be taking his dmt and corndog supplements.

groundlit by Dicky Tricks May 5, 2018

Grounding

From gopher + rounding.

When someone goes on a food run and "rounds up" the price of your food, thus failing to give you change. Often "unintentional."

If you give someone $10 to go pick you up a Big Mac and you never get change, they've done some grounding.

"Hey, did you ever get your change from Mike after that Taco Bell run?"

"No, that son of a bitch does some serious grounding."

Grounding by sully521 September 28, 2009

Groundwich 

A sandwich that is or has been visibly trampled and is found on the ground.

Seth was so hungry he was about to go back for that groundwich we saw at the state fair.

Groundwich by elOddsmaker July 30, 2010

groundjingle

The act of cutting open your bull sack and placing a goldfish inside it then sewing it back up. Leaving the fish wiggling.

‘Oh man you’ve really got a good groundjingle’

groundjingle by Bean bags May 22, 2019

groundies 

A game that is pretty much a mix of Marco Polo and Tag on a playground.

One player starts by counting to 10 at the bottom of the playground while the other players have to jump around the playground to avoid the person who is "it". The catch is that the "it" person must always have his/her eyes closed. He/she will roam around on the playground trying to tag the others. If someone gets tagged, they are the new "it".

One generally would stay on the playground, but there are occasions when he/she would jump off the playground into the sand to get from one place to another more quickly. If the "it" person hears that person running around, he/she may scream out, "GROUNDIES!". If the person who was running around on the ground gets groundies called on him/her is still on the ground, they become to new "it".

WARNING: Although this is a very fun game, it can be dangerous. Because one is jumping from one obstacle to another, hence, jumping from a slide to monkey bars, some people can really fuck up and miss, causing them to fall and get hurt, die, or even contract AIDS. Have fun playing!

Jim: Damn, im bored.

Bob: Wanna go play groundies?

Jim: That would be swell!

groundies by Skoomapipe July 9, 2006

grundlatio

a felatio for your grundle

i was with my girlfriend last night and she just totally gave me a grundlatio out of the blue

grundlatio by mrwhite1 January 23, 2009

Kayla Bishop Grounding

Kayla Bishop Grounding (noun) - The most extreme form of grounding.

No TV, cell phone , car, internet , going out, breathing, etc...

Carl: "Dude, my mom is Kayla Bishop Grounding me!"
Mark: "Awh man, you're gonna go psycho in like three days!"

Kayla Bishop Grounding by Yakla Poshib May 2, 2010