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From gopher + rounding.

When someone goes on a food run and "rounds up" the price of your food, thus failing to give you change. Often "unintentional."

If you give someone $10 to go pick you up a Big Mac and you never get change, they've done some grounding.
"Hey, did you ever get your change from Mike after that Taco Bell run?"

"No, that son of a bitch does some serious grounding."
Grounding by sully521 September 28, 2009

groundjingle

The act of cutting open your bull sack and placing a goldfish inside it then sewing it back up. Leaving the fish wiggling.
Oh man you’ve really got a good groundjingle’
groundjingle by Bean bags May 22, 2019

groundies 

A game that is pretty much a mix of Marco Polo and Tag on a playground.

One player starts by counting to 10 at the bottom of the playground while the other players have to jump around the playground to avoid the person who is "it". The catch is that the "it" person must always have his/her eyes closed. He/she will roam around on the playground trying to tag the others. If someone gets tagged, they are the new "it".

One generally would stay on the playground, but there are occasions when he/she would jump off the playground into the sand to get from one place to another more quickly. If the "it" person hears that person running around, he/she may scream out, "GROUNDIES!". If the person who was running around on the ground gets groundies called on him/her is still on the ground, they become to new "it".

WARNING: Although this is a very fun game, it can be dangerous. Because one is jumping from one obstacle to another, hence, jumping from a slide to monkey bars, some people can really fuck up and miss, causing them to fall and get hurt, die, or even contract AIDS. Have fun playing!
Jim: Damn, im bored.

Bob: Wanna go play groundies?

Jim: That would be swell!
groundies by Skoomapipe July 9, 2006

Kayla Bishop Grounding

Kayla Bishop Grounding (noun) - The most extreme form of grounding.
No TV, cell phone , car, internet , going out, breathing, etc...

Carl: "Dude, my mom is Kayla Bishop Grounding me!"
Mark: "Awh man, you're gonna go psycho in like three days!"

grundling 

Nosing around the grundle area -- usually performed by a dog trying to get your attention (aka crotch-sniffing) or another person REALLY trying to get your attention.
"Dude, get your dog off of me!"
"Oh, sorry man. Spike! No grundling the guests!"
grundling by YodaDoe December 27, 2004

Groundie 

When a potty topper (small dime sized poop niblet left to rot on one’s toilet seat cover overnight) eventually dries up and ejects from the toilet seat cover only to remain on the floor for the foreseeable future shriveling into a small dry ball a la a grape becoming a raisin
“Hey man I saw your gnarly potty topper the other day, classy move to bite the bullet and sanitize the area.”

“Nah bro you trippin, check the back left over by the pipes, we got a grade A groundie in this bitch.”
Groundie by Misterstitches December 4, 2019