grundlitus

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Stinging in the grundle region and inner thighs while walking, usally after a heavy case of swamp ass or swamp nuts.

To this day there is no found cure.

John- Why are you walking like that?

Bill- Cuz I got a wicked case of grundlitus.

grundlitus by SB2K November 7, 2007

Words you can keep

grundlebuss

someone who has sex with a twinkie, and then squeezes the cream out using their legs.

I walked into my boss's office and saw him the riding the grundlebuss, upon him noticing me he squeezed his legs and deflated the twinkie in nervousness, i immediately left.

grundlebuss by chrisalyss September 6, 2009

Related Words

grundlitus • Grundlitis • grundelitis • Grundious • GrundleBus • grundlebuss • Grundleitis • grundlemusk • Grundlepuss • grundlingus

Grundleitis

A genetic condition where an individual is born without a grundle, thus their anus and scrotum/vagina touch each other.

Person 1. "I heard Tyler has grundleitis."

Person 2. "What???"

Person 1. "He was born without a grundle."

Grundleitis by WowDad August 5, 2011

grundelitis

a debilitating and humiliating chronic illness which inflames the area known as the grundle...characterized by inflammation and pus-like discharge which is known to smell of a turd covered in burnt hair

when i sit, i sit in a tractor inner-tube due to my grundelitis...

grundelitis by miles long May 30, 2005

Grundious

(adj.) 1. Grey in the emotional sense; lacking in emotional stimulation, esp. in regards to daily activities 2. Temporarily melancholy or morose

This week has been particularly grundious; the persistent dark skies and rain has really taken its toll on my emotions.

Grundious by Mateseco December 3, 2009

grundlingus

The high art form of making sweet passionate tounge love to the space between a man's balls and anus. Similar to its female counterpart, cunnulingus.

Guy: Man, what happened last night?

Dude: We got wasted last night, and then Michelle gave me some serious grundlingus!

Guy: Hell yeah!!!

grundlingus by AaronTimothy November 8, 2005

GrundleBus

The preferred method of getting from point A to point B, provided that point A is the Asshole and point B is the Ballsack; most often used by homosexual males

Man 1: I plundered Mikes asshole yesterday, then I tickled his scrotum right after
Man 2: How'd you pull it off so fast?
Man 1: Easy, I used the GrundleBus

GrundleBus by The Captian May 5, 2015

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026