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Groining
1. To lead towards a destination (place or person) with your groin, often with dubious sexual intention.
2. To converse with another person whilst asserting one's groin, with the hope that the person will be impressed by this show of masculinity.
2. To converse with another person whilst asserting one's groin, with the hope that the person will be impressed by this show of masculinity.
1. I don't know what's gotten into Joe, he's groining everywhere tonight!
2. He was groining her the whole time we were there, she was not impressed.
2a. People have been groining each other the whole night, what kind of place is this?!
2. He was groining her the whole time we were there, she was not impressed.
2a. People have been groining each other the whole night, what kind of place is this?!
Groining by SC_Gediminas August 31, 2013
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grotini • Groining • gotini • Grodini • groinial dew • Groininky • Groinitals • grotinery • groting • Kevin Groinin
Groining
Humping with full-force. Groining is usually dry Humping an inanimate object vigorously just for shits and giggles.
nick: Brandon WTF are you doing to that punching bag?!?! (lol)
Brandon: GROINING!!! *humps punching bag vigoously*
Brandon: GROINING!!! *humps punching bag vigoously*
Groining by Anykey Keyboard May 10, 2011
groinial dew
That 'personal' moisture that seemingly comes from nowhere, and accumulates in or on your groin/genital/perineal/anal areas. Can be from: sitting too long; wearing too many layers of clothing; not washing often enough; warm temperatures; or even, as with women, they see something hot, and get a little dewy down there; or with men, if you don't shake 'it' well enough.
After four days of not showering, Jimmy had a mild accumulation of groinial dew.
Sally was watching George Clooney on TV and noticed she had a little groinial dew.
Sally was watching George Clooney on TV and noticed she had a little groinial dew.
groinial dew by Chris and Linda Ostrom March 3, 2005
gotini
tova se izpolzva pri qkata kotka ot disord, naprimer ako q pitate nie gotini li sme i tq vi otgovori da, znachi ste gadjeta.
gotini by bretkan petkan August 21, 2020
Groininky
Groininky by Che and Da joker April 20, 2005
Grodini
your such a grodini
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