Grodini 

a person that doesn’t look at people

your such a grodini

Grodini by Wuput April 27, 2019

Groining 

1. To lead towards a destination (place or person) with your groin, often with dubious sexual intention.

2. To converse with another person whilst asserting one's groin, with the hope that the person will be impressed by this show of masculinity.

1. I don't know what's gotten into Joe, he's groining everywhere tonight!

2. He was groining her the whole time we were there, she was not impressed.
2a. People have been groining each other the whole night, what kind of place is this?!

Groining by SC_Gediminas August 31, 2013

grodin 

A male who lives with his parents into late adulthood. Rarely does the grodin venture outside, but spends most of his time on the internet in chat rooms pretending to be a little girl hoping to solicit sexual predators in hopes of getting laid. His frustrations are often taken out on others in meaningless rants. He is a closet pervert that is known to view obscure porn in high quanities with his sexual preference being unclear.

If that grodin doesn't shut the fuck up we're going to have a body to get rid of.

grodin by Johnson ODahnger June 8, 2004

Groining 

Humping with full-force. Groining is usually dry Humping an inanimate object vigorously just for shits and giggles.

nick: Brandon WTF are you doing to that punching bag?!?! (lol)

Brandon: GROINING!!! *humps punching bag vigoously*

Groining by Anykey Keyboard May 10, 2011

groinial dew

That 'personal' moisture that seemingly comes from nowhere, and accumulates in or on your groin/genital/perineal/anal areas. Can be from: sitting too long; wearing too many layers of clothing; not washing often enough; warm temperatures; or even, as with women, they see something hot, and get a little dewy down there; or with men, if you don't shake 'it' well enough.

After four days of not showering, Jimmy had a mild accumulation of groinial dew.
Sally was watching George Clooney on TV and noticed she had a little groinial dew.

groinial dew by Chris and Linda Ostrom March 3, 2005

grodin 

1) The act of repeating an action, taking soo long that it will eventually grow flowers.

2) The grinding of the pelvises.

3) The act of bouncing nickels off of an obese person's ass.

4) The act of fellating a cucumber.

I could grodin this until it grew flowers.

grodin by Colon August 30, 2008

Groininky 

A male homosexual wearing a tight G-string

You know Mark....hes a Groininky

Groininky by Che and Da joker April 20, 2005