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Grottery 

Storage facility of pornographic material
Brian had recently extended his grottery to 16 TB.
Grottery by Mykeyboy April 5, 2011
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Groinery 

A guy with no game who radiates little dick energy, puts pussy on a pedestal, girls feel bad so they talk to him, type of person who goes over to girls houses just to make TikTok’s with them, a groin isn’t deserved on this man, and a very punchable face/personality.
God dude that KEEGAN guy is such a groinery
Groinery by Beatlejuice69420 April 25, 2020

groinery 

The baseball pitch came whizzing by the groinery.
groinery by palmharbor September 30, 2013

groiner jones 

the most awful name in the history of the universe
Hi, my name is mr. Jones

ok, whats your full name?

umm, well its ummm GROINER JONES

get off my property, loser
The consequence of being struck in the groin area by any type of projectile such as a baseball.
The third baseman suffered a groiner when the line drive took a nasty hop.

The batter got a groiner when the pitcher threw a wild pitch.

Dang, the quarterback just threw the ball and gave his receiver a groiner.
More grotie. More gross. More disgusting.
Can this news be any grotier.
grotier by Mischa_57 April 11, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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