Groinitals

1. Groin and Genitals

2. Your crotch area.

Person A: "HAAAYYY!!! Catch!" (throws a basketball)

Person B: (basketball bounces off crotch) "AHHHH! Dude! You hit my groinitals!"

by dude.no.that's.stupid. January 24, 2011

groinial dew

That 'personal' moisture that seemingly comes from nowhere, and accumulates in or on your groin/genital/perineal/anal areas. Can be from: sitting too long; wearing too many layers of clothing; not washing often enough; warm temperatures; or even, as with women, they see something hot, and get a little dewy down there; or with men, if you don't shake 'it' well enough.

After four days of not showering, Jimmy had a mild accumulation of groinial dew.
Sally was watching George Clooney on TV and noticed she had a little groinial dew.

by Chris and Linda Ostrom March 3, 2005

grointalon

A very disturbing itch in your groinal area in witch you cannot itch in a publical area.

I had a grointalon while I was at Wal-Mart,luckily i made it to the bathroom.

by chad z March 5, 2008