Groininky

A male homosexual wearing a tight G-string

You know Mark....hes a Groininky

by Che and Da joker April 20, 2005

Groining

1. To lead towards a destination (place or person) with your groin, often with dubious sexual intention.

2. To converse with another person whilst asserting one's groin, with the hope that the person will be impressed by this show of masculinity.

1. I don't know what's gotten into Joe, he's groining everywhere tonight!

2. He was groining her the whole time we were there, she was not impressed.
2a. People have been groining each other the whole night, what kind of place is this?!

by SC_Gediminas August 31, 2013

Groining

Humping with full-force. Groining is usually dry Humping an inanimate object vigorously just for shits and giggles.

nick: Brandon WTF are you doing to that punching bag?!?! (lol)

Brandon: GROINING!!! *humps punching bag vigoously*

by Anykey Keyboard May 10, 2011

groining

Groaning after being impacted in the area of the groin.

That poor girl has every right to be Groining after a direct kick to her Vergina.

by Timouthy Titmouse February 7, 2023

Kevin Groinin

CFO of the only foreign bank worth working for. Japanese Bank headquartered in Nigeria

Kevin Groinin really knows his way around transfer pricing...I heard he did it with an intern once

by Mufgeefugger1 February 9, 2021