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Grossmesser 

Noun
1.Germanic origin; large sword. Prevalent in medieval Europe.

2.slang; penis
Lady Isabella bid me invite. “Lambkin, put down thy grossmesser and crease my gown” she said softly. “I believe you err, me lady. Thou yearnth me blade. Thou have it!” said I. We banged so hard the UPS guy heard us.
Grossmesser by Shakesmear May 18, 2022
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grossover 

When you get really drunk all night long, get very little sleep, wake up and keep drinking. By the time noon hits you are completely trashed more than you were the night before, and in the middle of a grossover. Like a hangover, only gross.
Wally: I've been drinking all night. I had a 4 hour nap and then started drinking again. Now I can't see straight.

Rory: Well buddy, that's not a hangover. That's a grossover.
grossover by ragehouse November 2, 2011
grosome: a combination of good/great and awesome. a replacement of cool or sick.
that new hummer is totally grosome! i love it. it is sick
grosome by bobify December 20, 2010

grossemenize 

The act of ejaculating over a fat female, (often as a culmination of sex).
I grossemenized this fat chick round the back of the bus stop, she was pretty pissed about it as it went in her hair.
grossemenize by jh1981 June 29, 2011

Grosomes 

Grosomes refers to a couple in which one of its members is great and the other one is awesome.
Do you know Indy? ... We're Grosomes!! Yeah!
Grosomes by cabanator August 23, 2011

growsome 

Used to describe something both gross AND awesome.
When you mooned those people, it was growsome!
growsome by Chethaz February 14, 2012