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Grossmesser 

Noun
1.Germanic origin; large sword. Prevalent in medieval Europe.

2.slang; penis
Lady Isabella bid me invite. “Lambkin, put down thy grossmesser and crease my gown” she said softly. “I believe you err, me lady. Thou yearnth me blade. Thou have it!” said I. We banged so hard the UPS guy heard us.
Grossmesser by Shakesmear May 18, 2022
Related Words
grosome: a combination of good/great and awesome. a replacement of cool or sick.
that new hummer is totally grosome! i love it. it is sick
grosome by bobify December 20, 2010

groomess 

When you have a bride and a groomess of the same gender (doesn't matter guy or girl) and all they have to decide is who gets to wear the tux, and who has to have someone on hand to lift up the wedding dress when they have to pee.
Eliana: Did you hear about their wedding? I would love to be the one who gets to wear the tux.
Dani: I know, me too! The groomess totally gets the better end of the deal.