grossamery

Large bird from Myst III: Exile

Elaboration would spoil it for those who have yet to play Exile.

by Korora November 17, 2003

grossaterian

A person that disturbs another person by proceeding to put food into their mouth and transferring to a receiving persons mouth via force.

Mom you're a grossaterian for letting Dad shoot jello into your mouth!

by toxicpoison777 November 29, 2014

Grossery Shopping

Act of attending a grocery store to obtain food and other necessary supplies without attending to any basic hygiene such as a shower, deodorant, washing your face or anything else one would normally do prior to going out in public and handling errands.

We went grossery shopping early Saturday morning to beat the crowds but we were totally scummy because we just got out of bed and headed down there.

by Jonathan Mergy July 20, 2008

gossamer

A big red fuck
That gigantic red hairy monster that often chased bugs bunny.
A cobweb on a bush

Gossamer was trying to rape me, so i ran away and hid in a bush that was covered in gossamers.

by Senor Gossamer April 15, 2008

grossery

The state of being totally and completely gross.

"I could not believe that man's level of grossery."

"The grossery of the men's bathroom at the bar was even too much for the guys to handle."

by allieFOUR20 March 27, 2009

Gossamer

Traditionally meaning "a fine, filmy substance consisting of cobwebs spun by small spiders, which is seen especially in autumn." Though it is used by a select few as an alternate term for goddamnit, following an autocorrect fail.

"Gossamer, you're such an asshole"

by .ram.her.good_ram.her.hard. March 5, 2017

Gossamer

When you spew something completely random, non-sequitor, or out of context in the middle of a conversation.

see also: gossamerfawn

Mary: Anyway, that's why I had to go to the doctor.
Bob: But why DO goats need to eat?
Mary: ...what?
Bob: Sorry.... That was a gossamer.

by Anonse7en June 14, 2011