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gil grissom
Main character in the hit TV show CSI. Others advice to other CSI's and comes out with many wise comments.
Sara: Grissom!
Grissom: What do you got?
Sara: The one thing you don't want to find at a murder scene.
Grissom: Another body.
Grissom: What do you got?
Sara: The one thing you don't want to find at a murder scene.
Grissom: Another body.
gil grissom by Monkeyseat May 9, 2005
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Gil Grissom
The supervisor of the CSI Las Vegas forensics team. His team mates look up to and are inspired by him. He's famour for his quotes and oneliners, apparently named Grissomism. He always gets his job done, and always gets it done right. For personality comparison, see alo Yoda.
Person 1:"Dude, you've totally got this Grissom thing going on...."
Person 2:"The conclusion was simple, I just had to look for it."
Person 2:"The conclusion was simple, I just had to look for it."
Gil Grissom by Sage Zero March 4, 2005
grissomism
grissomism by duke of earl January 29, 2005
Grissomism
A smart yet often cheesy one-line wisecrack said by Gil Grissom on CSI. (eg. "I guess there was no more room at the inn" or "this was a case of death by chocolate") Usually followed by commercial or intro.
Grissomism by Bryan Pilson April 1, 2004
grissomize
- to try to impart logic to an otherwise illogical act or situation
- to try to solve a very perplexing problem
- to make a boring thing intreresting
(taken from gil grissom, csi las vegas' head honcho
- to try to solve a very perplexing problem
- to make a boring thing intreresting
(taken from gil grissom, csi las vegas' head honcho
"I've been up all night trying to grissomize this school project."
"I won't evenm try to grissomize that dude's attitude."
"I won't evenm try to grissomize that dude's attitude."
grissomize by roel dennis r. macatangay December 5, 2007
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