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A gros was a type of coinage of France from the time of Saint Louis.
gros by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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The nickname of a time neglecting swamp goblin with only rudimentary knowledge of the world around him.
Man what the fuck is Gros doing? He said he was going home to take a shower, but that was 37 hours ago.
Gros by Joce lord February 1, 2022
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A group of white men, short for "Negros" who often flock around and have a jolly time stewing with the boys. #fullsend
Damn, the gros be fye wit it, why girlz be flicken they bean so much to them?
Gros by Can't go Shopping November 7, 2018

gros bébé 

Any student of a high school french class who is constantly harassed and ridiculed by the teacher with little to no reason. Typically, the teacher of the class is a large woman in her mid 2,000s, who's physical features are shockingly similar to that of a gorilla. The term translates from french to mean "big baby."
Anthony, a student of immense intelligence, in order to relief an itch he had on each side of his torso, decided to scratch under his arms during his french class. Unfortunately for bright, young Anthony, his actions were misinterpreted as monkey gestures, and he was immediately ridiculed by his zoo-animal-like teacher, who called him "un gros bébé" and took a point off of every little mistake he made on every test from that day on.

gros con 

French for "you fat fucking cunt", but a bit softer.

When lots of gros cons meet up for a night out you have a gros con zone (GCZ).

Places with high levels of gros cons are Paris (whole city), London (the area between Holborn and Old St). Typical gros con professions: lawyer, paralegal.
gros con by AndyWhiteIsGod February 21, 2020

Gros jos 

A french colloquial term denoting a women with huge breasts.
WOW! Look at Gros Jos over there on the trampoline!
Gros jos by IncredibleHunk September 20, 2010

Gros Cul 

Peaches were first called “gros cul”, which is french for big ass. Peaches were later rediscovered by european explorers. Peaches were first introduced in 300 BC by an ancient wizard known as the Laurent Shark. The important historical event took place in Gros Culiste village.
Person 1 : "I have just eaten a juicy gros cul"
Person 2 : "No way! Was the cul provider a Thomas"
Person 1 : "Yesss! Thomas Gros Cul"
Gros Cul by some_cum_man April 8, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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