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1. A period of time most often associated with the dark ages, particularly from the 11th to the 15th centuries.
2. An agressive action, usually in retaliation of an earlier action.
"knights did a lot of crusading in medieval times."
"I'm gonna go medieval on your ass!"
by Brian November 03, 2004
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a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.
I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus
by Sonicbo0mz January 21, 2021
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Completely cold-blooded and enraged, inflicting serious pain and death. Popularized by Vnig Rhames' character, Marsellus Wallace, in "Pulp Fiction."
"You hear me talking, hill-billy boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on yer ass."
by Dain December 09, 2004
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Relating to causing serious damage, in brutal fashion.
"If you don't hand over the bling-bling, I'm gonna have to medieval on you, biznatch!"
by Minstrel March 04, 2003
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Brutal, agressive, and short tempered. Using high levels of testosterone and adrenaline.
If you dont stop fucking with every damn thing in my room...Im gonna go medieval on your ass!
by stevo April 02, 2004
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Totally stoned and completley out of your fucking head
Dude after cheezing I was so fucking lost in medieval times
by Grandpa Stiff March 27, 2008
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Any Urban Dictionary definition that was written before 2012. Many definitions are from the early 2000s, which precede stuff like the iPhone, Facebook, Youtube and Instagram; basically most of the internet we know today. Just search up the definition of "douchebag" or some other overused term to see what I mean.
Why are all these definitions from 2003? That's fuckin' MEDIEVAL!
by Geert Van Schlänger July 21, 2020
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