A collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. Usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who's soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.
Tim: I'm really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.
Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.
Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.
Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.
Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.
by Roachey15 August 24, 2009
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While the word has been celebrated by many, only few can properly deliver it when the opportunity arises. Grosseries should not be mistaken for a word, for it is better described as an experience. When delivered properly Grosseries brings meaning to an unattractive situation, scent, or b list celebrity.
Here is a list of situations where using Grosseries is not appropriate
A night club in BunLevel
Donnie Darko
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While the word has been celebrated by many, only few can properly deliver it when the opportunity arises. Grosseries should not be mistaken for a word, for it is better described as an experience. When delivered properly Grosseries brings meaning to an unattractive situation, scent, or b list celebrity.
Here is a list of situations where using Grosseries is not appropriate
A night club in BunLevel
Donnie Darko
Beef
End of List
Ryan: Having to take Joe Doll for a class was grosseries. He was my business professor and I couldn't stand him!
Olga: Seriously...
Olga: Seriously...
by Olga and Ryan December 29, 2007
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Until today, this word is survived solely by a small cult following.
While the word has been celebrated by many, only few can properly deliver it when the opportunity arises. Grosseries should not be mistaken for a word, for it is better described as an experience. When delivered properly Grosseries brings meaning to an unattractive situation, scent, or b list celebrity.
Here is a list of situations where using Grosseries is not appropriate
A night club in BunLevel
Donnie Darko
Beef
End of List
While the word has been celebrated by many, only few can properly deliver it when the opportunity arises. Grosseries should not be mistaken for a word, for it is better described as an experience. When delivered properly Grosseries brings meaning to an unattractive situation, scent, or b list celebrity.
Here is a list of situations where using Grosseries is not appropriate
A night club in BunLevel
Donnie Darko
Beef
End of List
Ryan: Having to take Joe Doll for a class was grosseries. He was my business professor and I couldn't stand him!
Olga: Seriously...
Olga: Seriously...
by Olga and Ryan January 6, 2008
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Get the eat the groceries mug.This is a reference to the song "Post To Be" by Omarion. In the song, Jhene Aiko refers to her booty as groceries. It is a sex term. He eats food and he figuratively eats her ass in a sexual way. It is now a pop culture reference. Instead of ass, one says groceries. Only in a sexual context.
"Might let your boy chauffeur me,
But he got to eat the booty like groceries." -Jhene Aiko
Person one-"Got plans tonight?"
Person two-"Yeah I'm gonna netfix and chill with bae. Hopefully I'll get into the groceries."
But he got to eat the booty like groceries." -Jhene Aiko
Person one-"Got plans tonight?"
Person two-"Yeah I'm gonna netfix and chill with bae. Hopefully I'll get into the groceries."
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