Grosseries 

A collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. Usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who's soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.

Tim: I'm really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.

Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.

Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.

Grosseries by Roachey15 August 24, 2009

Grosseries 

Until today, this word is survived solely by a small cult following.
While the word has been celebrated by many, only few can properly deliver it when the opportunity arises. Grosseries should not be mistaken for a word, for it is better described as an experience. When delivered properly Grosseries brings meaning to an unattractive situation, scent, or b list celebrity.
Here is a list of situations where using Grosseries is not appropriate
A night club in BunLevel
Donnie Darko
Beef
End of List

Ryan: Having to take Joe Doll for a class was grosseries. He was my business professor and I couldn't stand him!
Olga: Seriously...

Grosseries by Olga and Ryan December 29, 2007

Grosseries 

Until today, this word is survived solely by a small cult following.
While the word has been celebrated by many, only few can properly deliver it when the opportunity arises. Grosseries should not be mistaken for a word, for it is better described as an experience. When delivered properly Grosseries brings meaning to an unattractive situation, scent, or b list celebrity.
Here is a list of situations where using Grosseries is not appropriate
A night club in BunLevel
Donnie Darko
Beef
End of List

Ryan: Having to take Joe Doll for a class was grosseries. He was my business professor and I couldn't stand him!
Olga: Seriously...

Grosseries by Olga and Ryan January 6, 2008

make groceries 

to go grocery shopping; to purchase groceries; originated in new orleans

We going to make groceries today.

make groceries by kevin j kellup April 24, 2006

eat the groceries 

Eating ass, tongue punching the fart box...licking the fartbox

I was going down on bae and she asked if i eat the groceries

eat the groceries by Frank Pozzi April 28, 2016

groceries 

This is a reference to the song "Post To Be" by Omarion. In the song, Jhene Aiko refers to her booty as groceries. It is a sex term. He eats food and he figuratively eats her ass in a sexual way. It is now a pop culture reference. Instead of ass, one says groceries. Only in a sexual context.

"Might let your boy chauffeur me,

But he got to eat the booty like groceries." -Jhene Aiko

Person one-"Got plans tonight?"

Person two-"Yeah I'm gonna netfix and chill with bae. Hopefully I'll get into the groceries."

groceries by Kcpp-STYLELUXE September 5, 2016

space groceries 

they are much like regular groceries, only purchased in space.

Princess Leia was just getting back from picking up some space groceries when this all happened...

space groceries by The Vijanaytor December 16, 2008