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Sweet, artistic and loving. Thinks about things deeply and thoroughly and is a bit scatter-brained as a result. Cares about others, yet can give them space. Adorable and sexy at the same time. Passionate lover. True.
This is just skimming the surface. To really define Jos would be impossible.
by Anonistakenbutiwanttouseitnewa November 19, 2008
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A boy that is a hoe that makes no sense out of the day.Very Smart,Annoying,And Charming but is a player
Yoooo Jos Just Played Her And Just Kissed Another Girl
by Loveyymik January 20, 2018
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The greatest person to ever walk the planet. On top of the perfect looks, he is also incredibly smart although lazy. He is the ideal boyfriend and perfect in every way.
Girl 1: "are you going out with Jos?"
Girl 2: "yes, i am so lucky!"
by bexxxxy May 20, 2015
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Jizzed on Sight. Pronounced like nos. Usually used when an attractive female walk by.
Eric: Wow!, Deborah's boobs look bigger!! and her ass is a lot rounder!!
Marco: Yeah, I Jos'd when I passed by her earlier
by BlackandYellowBlasian May 03, 2011
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The urge to work hard, be serious and not make jokes.
I jossed my friends since I wanted to finish our work
by Noam Mann March 08, 2004
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(pronounced "jahss") (noun) Jack Off Session. Occurs among two or more males at sleep overs, camp outs, etc., when group sex talk, watching sexy movies, or homoerotic wrestling matches makes one guy horny, and he has to leave the group to find a private place for some quality masturbation. Internet access is usually preferred, but not necessary. If multiple males leave together for a jos, the jos is called a circle jerk.
I got so fuckin' horny talkin' with my buddies about the camp counselor's tits that I had to go to the showers to have a jos.
by Dickie Dillspank August 06, 2009
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