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Jos is an optimistic kind and wonderful person. She often simps for a lot of people but she simps the most for her SO and lego yoshi. if you have a jos....keep her in your life.
Jos by squidster123456789 March 2, 2021
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Eric: Wow!, Deborah's boobs look bigger!! and her ass is a lot rounder!!
Marco: Yeah, I Jos'd when I passed by her earlier
Marco: Yeah, I Jos'd when I passed by her earlier
JoS by BlackandYellowBlasian May 27, 2011
jos
(pronounced "jahss") (noun) Jack Off Session. Occurs among two or more males at sleep overs, camp outs, etc., when group sex talk, watching sexy movies, or homoerotic wrestling matches makes one guy horny, and he has to leave the group to find a private place for some quality masturbation. Internet access is usually preferred, but not necessary. If multiple males leave together for a jos, the jos is called a circle jerk.
I got so fuckin' horny talkin' with my buddies about the camp counselor's tits that I had to go to the showers to have a jos.
jos by Dickie Dillspank August 6, 2009
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JOS by Sliverxx45 September 4, 2006